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    Serious Potato Warning!

    You guys know I loves me some spuds, but I have developed numerous little bumps all over my back and stomach over the last few months. I thought they would go away, but they didn't. I made an appointment with a specialist. After hours of painful tests and needle jabs, it turns out that the bumps are a serious, but common side-effect of eating too many potatoes! It's a condition called "Potato-induced epigeniticity toxicosis", basically, I have turned into a giant potato and the bumps are eyes sprouting as it gets closer to spring. I now have to spend the next six months buried in dirt while the eyes sprout and continue their life cycle. My big problem now is figuring out what to name all my new kids.

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    Dont name them, that will just make it harder to eat them!

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    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Bummer, Otzi. A similar thing has happened to me, but with salmon. I have this urge to go upstream and spawn.

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    Phew. Good thing I'm a cannibal.

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    Mooooo!

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    This is funny because a couple weeks ago I made several chicken dishes and thought to myself, "Geez, pretty soon I'm going to start clucking!"

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    oh gawd. You guys are a hoot! I have always heard you are what you eat, now I know it must be true cuz I read it on the internet!! I often wondered if maybe I should eat a skinny woman......
    65lbs gone and counting!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gopintos View Post
    I often wondered if maybe I should eat a skinny woman......
    That image is gonna be stuck in my head all day...

    Hey, GoPintos - Did you get my PM last week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by otzi View Post
    That image is gonna be stuck in my head all day...

    Hey, GoPintos - Did you get my PM last week?
    Well.... I figured it might mean something different to you males, than what I meant haha

    Yes I did!! And then that wascally wabbit was getting ready to visit and I got sidetracked and all... but I wanted to go through and read it again. Thank you for sending!!!
    65lbs gone and counting!!

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