How is it that I have a 41 inch waist, 39.5 inch hips and yet...I can squeeze into a 34 inch waist jean? I know it's tight..but I still can where a 36" waist jean that I need a belt......but the ass is so baggy I look like some young gun at the mall! LOL

Does this make any sense?

When I do get down to a 34" waist, ....will I be wearing 28" jeans?