I know I keep adding to this thread, but damn, it's just so fun to remember what I used to think was amazing and now think of it and gag!
Okay, so here is the ultimate horrible low calorie dessert that I came up with myself, in a desperate search for a massive amount of sugary food without many calories:
I filled a pan with some sugarfree flavored syrups (Torani or Skinnygirl Vanilla, or whatever... 0 calories OMG yesss) let it get hot and bubbly. Meanwhile, I'd get some of those no0odles (0 calorie noodles, zomg you can eat the whole package for like NOTHING. Sometimes I'd use the shirataki tofu noodles, but nooo those weren't as good because the entire package had 100 calories and that's just like, **so much**) and I'd boil the hell out of it because it smells really fishy coming out of that weird watery stuff. Once it was boiled and flavorless, I'd pat it dry and dump it into the caramelizing bubbly syrupy stuff and coat the noodles. Then, I'd DUMP a bunch of 0 calories Parkay "buttery spray" all over it, and shake a buuuunch of cinnamon onto everything. Then, I'd take it off the heat, let it set, and coat it in about 6 packets of Truvia granulated stevia. After a little while, it'd harden and get a bit crunchy once the syrup set and got caramelized. I'd just go to town on the whole thing, and it made a LOT of sickeningly sweet noodles. I honestly loved it so much and I'd eat it pretty often. No wonder I had horrible stomach aches and a bloated "fat" belly all the time.