A few childhood recipes:
-"Pudding": Fat free yogurt, larges quantities of splenda, chocolate protein powder all mixed together. But I was lazy, so there were always clumps
-"Smoothies": Several bannanas, a couple cups of mixed fruit, and a cup-ish of yogurt with a lot of splenda. One serving, as a drink with my meals -- also the only way I would eat fruit.
-"Honey Pennies": The only way I would eat carrots. Basically sliced carrots cooked in an insane amount of honey.
-"Brown butter": Take 1 stick of butter, softened, and using an electric mixer beat in brown sugar to taste. It was usually about a cup for me. That only made one serving.
Considering that I never moved if I could help it, I'm not really sure why I was so confused that I got fat...
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A new variety of 'tragic' for you. A friend has just been in hospital for emergency surgery - because previous, exploratory surgery perforated her intestine. Very, very nasty - narrow escape. Her health is a mess in general - bunch of things wrong including fibromyalgia, which as far as I can make out is code for, 'Those are some really nasty, crippling symptoms you have there, and we have no idea of cause or treatment.'
Anyway... after emergency bowel surgery and a week of nutrition by drip, plus intravenous antibiotic, the hospital offers her a first solid meal. Roll with butter, followed by macaroni cheese.
"Now I'm just another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction." - Georgina Sparks.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night." - Anthony Bourdain, 2002.
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce
How about.. Deep fried Oreos, deep fried mars bars, deep fried ice cream etc..?