"That's awesome! I've always been in awe of those people who can just have a bite of this, or a taste of that, and then not be consumed by it (My mom does this. It takes her 5 months to get through a chocolate bar). Maybe you're getting to that place. How exciting! "
That sounds horrible! Whats really fun is being able to eat the whole cake and feel that much awesomer about yourself.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
Ok were going to get kicked out of here any minute.
Nah though im blonde hair blue eyes but i got a freaking ginger beard! Damn Vikings raping my ancestors. And also green eyes are the best!