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    Quote Originally Posted by YogaBare View Post
    Superior to who, exactly? You Nazi...

    And thank you For the compliment on the singing - not the spunk agreement. Please send it to Yoga Bare, Hovel, London. Regular post should do it. Cheers!
    Sieg heil

    Also, pretty sure that can't be done. And that's not cheesecake, also a really small piece. But, yay cake anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    Sieg heil
    OMG little blonde haired, blue eyed DerpaBares!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ombat View Post
    OMG little blonde haired, blue eyed DerpaBares!
    Most of my ancestors were blonde with blue eyes, I didn't get that trait ;_; Somewhere down the line it recessed far enough that it went poof, and my mom has very dark hair and brown eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    Most of my ancestors were blonde with blue eyes, I didn't get that trait ;_; Somewhere down the line it recessed far enough that it went poof, and my mom has very dark hair and brown eyes.
    That's rough, buddy :/

    I know what you mean about getting the short end of the aesthetically pleasing genes stick. My mom and grandmother have black hair and blue eyes. I wound up with brown hair and green eyes. I blame my sperm donor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    Most of my ancestors were blonde with blue eyes, I didn't get that trait ;_; Somewhere down the line it recessed far enough that it went poof, and my mom has very dark hair and brown eyes.
    Your Black German, kinda like Black Irish. Ouch. JK buddy, no Waffen SS for you though.

    "That's awesome! I've always been in awe of those people who can just have a bite of this, or a taste of that, and then not be consumed by it (My mom does this. It takes her 5 months to get through a chocolate bar). Maybe you're getting to that place. How exciting! "

    That sounds horrible! Whats really fun is being able to eat the whole cake and feel that much awesomer about yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach View Post
    no Waffen SS for you though.
    Don't tell me you're part Pole too, Derp.

    That sounds horrible! Whats really fun is being able to eat the whole cake and feel that much awesomer about yourself.
    What about the art of savoring??

    ... Yeah you're right. Totally overrated. DOWN THE WHOLE THING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ombat View Post
    That's rough, buddy :/

    I know what you mean about getting the short end of the aesthetically pleasing genes stick. My mom and grandmother have black hair and blue eyes. I wound up with brown hair and green eyes. I blame my sperm donor...
    Yeah, I look more like a Swedish vampire than anything. It's OK, though, I wouldn't say those are unpleasing aesthetically, I'm a very dark individual, and tbh, I don't even like blonde hair and blue eyes. Blue eyes and dark hair are nice though.

    My waifu:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach View Post
    Your Black German, kinda like Black Irish. Ouch. JK buddy, no Waffen SS for you though.
    Waffen SS is multi-ethnic though! Also, Mein Führer had black hair himself so it's cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ombat View Post
    Don't tell me you're part Pole too, Derp.
    Nah no Polish in me whatsoever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    Waffen SS is multi-ethnic though! Also, Mein Führer had black hair himself so it's cool.
    Only after it got lax, pure Aryan at first. Well we also know Mein Führer's ethnicity...

    Ok were going to get kicked out of here any minute.

    Nah though im blonde hair blue eyes but i got a freaking ginger beard! Damn Vikings raping my ancestors. And also green eyes are the best!

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