am I not supposed to eat this raw or something?
I only know of it from like, The Sopranos, and that it's slang for money in east-coast italian-american lingo. But I bought some the other day on sale, and thought that it just looked like lettuce, so I made a big salad 2 days ago, and since then, my stomach is cramping and generally foul and I hate life. Everything else I ate was from my normal menu options that I know cause no digestive problems.
So is this like a trick lettuce or something?
"Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."
Jack london, "Before Adam"