Live microwave-free. Yep. No microwave popcorn + makes reheated chicken taste like crap = no microwave.
Hand-grind our coffee. No. I like electric. It gives me light when there is none. It gives me cool when it's hot outside. It gives me ground coffee by just pressing a button.
Have a freezer full of broccoli stems and strawberry tops. No. Not fond of broccoli. I do save the fat I trim from gf beef however for rendering.
Drink weird-ass smoothies. Does liver and cocoa count?
Use pink salt. No, but I might in a year or two when I run out of my current salt.
Wear trail shoes everywhere. No.
Dehydrate things. Yes. In fact I just threw away two mushrooms that had been in the fridge so long that I almost didn't know what they were. And when I tried to make salmon jerky, I forgot it was in the oven and woke up the next morning to salmon projectiles.
Run with dates. I only run if someone is after me. I assume the dates are to throw at the predators to distract them?
Make tons of stuff from scratch. Yes. Of course. Back in the olden days before the 1980s, we did this routinely. If you think it's weird, you're weird.
Buy everything else Amy’s, Annie’s, Bob’s (Red Mill), Tom’s, Bragg, and Bronner’s. Everything else? Most of those still stick to their roots. One went public and now answers to stockholders. Another is a partially held subsidiary of Colgate Palmolive. Now who's the hippie?
Put tofu, avocados, and black beans in desserts. I don't even put tofu or black beans in my mouth.
Live with very little stuff. My stuff is stuff, your stuff is s***. (George Carlin)
Eat weird pastas. And I thought I needed a life.
Drink kombucha. Not so far.
Sprout things and buy sprouted things. I'd love to learn to sprout beef!
Eat weird foods! There are no weird foods, only foods I haven't tried yet.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine