This totally made me chuckle, and I know it's pissing off some vegans out there, or creating some new vegans today. Whatever.
I thought it was great.
People need to stop thinking of their supermarket pieces of "meat" as faceless food and be more in tune with the cycle of life/nature that goes with eating.
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The pig looks DELICIOUS.
Yes, I buy head on ducks and chickens sometimes... (In some places it's standard practice to leave the head and feet on ducks and chickens so that you can know what type of bird you are buying. Makes sense to me.)
And when that standing rib roasts says "Can I take him home", the answer is "No! He's MINE!!!"