What could be more primal than fish?
The fish-slapping game:
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I must need more coffee. I thought this was going to be an article on some type of fish that had been somehow slapping game animals.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine