What could be more primal than fish?
The fish-slapping game:
JUST EAT Kidnap - Fishslap Antony Worrall Thomson - Play The Game Now
I must need more coffee. I thought this was going to be an article on some type of fish that had been somehow slapping game animals.
"Now I'm just another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction." - Georgina Sparks.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night." - Anthony Bourdain, 2002.
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce