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Reply With QuoteIt's a new hack! After each meal, view the striated butt. Puke. Lose 10 pounds in 10 days with the Striated Butt Diet!Originally Posted by sbhikes
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If you won't say it, allow me. Ewww! Gross! Here comes my breakfast...
What you want is a Brazillian butt lift. Well, maybe not you, Gorbag.
Female, 5'3", 48, Starting weight: 163lbs. Current weight: 135.
Starting bench press: 30lbs. Current bench press: 75lbs.
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It's a new hack! After each meal, view the striated butt. Puke. Lose 10 pounds in 10 days with the Striated Butt Diet!
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night," Anthony Bourdain, 2002. (After spending the day eating ant eggs, bugs, and larvae, and drinking some gelatinous alcoholic stuff.)
Bitchapalooza 2013
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“The striated butt diet”? Hmm, seem like a good and catchy name for a new extreme diet book, thanks!
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We don't always agree Derp...
But then again... sometimes we TOTALLY agree.
That is definitely NASTY.
As bad, IMO, as a big ol' giant cottage cheese looking bum.
BLEH!
(And I have some cellulite on me... so heavy folks don't get all offended and think I'm picking on you.)
Our body is our subconscious mind, and anybody who thinks that their conscious mind is running the show is seriously mistaken. In fact the conscious mind just may be the most narcissistic entity in the universe, it thinks it's running the show. It's not.
~ Nora Gegaudas
"Everything can be taken from a man but one thing... -- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." ~Vicktor Frankl
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
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Just imagine waking up with that draped over your arm.......... you would want to bite your arm off !!!!!!!!!!!!!We don't always agree Derp...
But then again... sometimes we TOTALLY agree.
That is definitely NASTY.
As bad IMO as a big ole giant cottage cheese looking bum.
BLEH!
"never let the truth get in the way of a good story "
...small steps....
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I don't care for these poll options, they present a false dichotomy. I don't have butt striations, however, my butt IS the best part of me.
Ok, maybe not the best part of me, but it's damn fantastic.
Last edited by ELizabeth826; 03-04-2013 at 01:55 PM. Reason: Awesome rear end, striations not included.
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
-Maimonodies
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omg this thread made me laugh so hard at my desk people were staring. xD
butt striations, yeesh.
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