View Poll Results: Can you see any butt striations yet?

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  • Yes, my butt is the best part of me!

    4 30.77%
  • No, I am just an ordinary fat-ass!

    6 46.15%
  • I haven’t checked yet!

    1 7.69%
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    2 15.38%
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Can I just say eww?
    If you won't say it, allow me. Ewww! Gross! Here comes my breakfast...

    What you want is a Brazillian butt lift. Well, maybe not you, Gorbag.
    Female, 5'3", 49, Starting weight: 163lbs. Current weight: 135 (more or less).
    Starting squat: 45lbs. Current squat: 180 x 2. Current Deadlift: 230 x 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes View Post
    Here comes my breakfast...
    It's a new hack! After each meal, view the striated butt. Puke. Lose 10 pounds in 10 days with the Striated Butt Diet!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    It's a new hack! After each meal, view the striated butt. Puke. Lose 10 pounds in 10 days with the Striated Butt Diet!
    “The striated butt diet”? Hmm, seem like a good and catchy name for a new extreme diet book, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    That is fucking nasty. Looks like a deformed snail shell.
    We don't always agree Derp...
    But then again... sometimes we TOTALLY agree.

    That is definitely NASTY.
    As bad, IMO, as a big ol' giant cottage cheese looking bum.
    BLEH!
    (And I have some cellulite on me... so heavy folks don't get all offended and think I'm picking on you. )
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    We don't always agree Derp...
    But then again... sometimes we TOTALLY agree.

    That is definitely NASTY.
    As bad IMO as a big ole giant cottage cheese looking bum.
    BLEH!
    Just imagine waking up with that draped over your arm.......... you would want to bite your arm off !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    I don't care for these poll options, they present a false dichotomy. I don't have butt striations, however, my butt IS the best part of me.


    Ok, maybe not the best part of me, but it's damn fantastic.
    Last edited by ELizabeth826; 03-04-2013 at 01:55 PM. Reason: Awesome rear end, striations not included.
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    omg this thread made me laugh so hard at my desk people were staring. xD

    butt striations, yeesh.

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