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    If you need a degree in chemistry to read the ingredients list, don't eat it.

    Eat like a predator, not like prey. (credit to J. Stanton of the Gnolls site)

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    If our healthiest ancestors didn't eat it, spit it out. (Apologies to Jack LaLane.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by texas.grok View Post
    Don't eat anything that has a commercial
    Damn those milk ads.........
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    Where I work, they sell plate-sized cinnamon buns on Tuesday mornings for a fund raiser. When the seller came around last week, I said, "no thanks, I don't eat poison".

    This week, a coworker used my line and gave me credit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderlust View Post
    Damn those milk ads.........
    But remember the only milk that has commercials is the processed crap that is full of chemicals. Pure raw milk, the good stuff, is often illegal to even buy much less have a commerical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    If you need a degree in chemistry to read the ingredients list, don't eat it.

    Eat like a predator, not like prey. (credit to J. Stanton of the Gnolls site)
    Yeah, eat like a predator, not like prey. I like his other one: Die biting the throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderlust View Post
    Damn those milk ads.........
    Oh, how about Got _____?

    Got Liver?
    Got Sweet Potatoes?
    Got Meat?

    Oh and here's one I actually say to people. Person: "Are you a vegetarian?" Me: "No, I'm the opposite of a vegetarian. I eat mostly meat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes View Post
    Oh, how about Got _____?

    Got Liver?
    Got Sweet Potatoes?
    Got Meat?

    "
    Got Bacon ?
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    Here's a couple:

    "If your Grandma wouldn't recognize it as food, don't eat it." (you'd probably have to be a little older for this to count)

    "If it had a mother or was grown in the ground, it's probably safe to eat."

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    If it had to be pounded to death (grains/flours) or boiled to death (legumes) to get rid of the poisons, it should probably be on your "rarely to never" list.

    "If it had a mother or was grown in the ground, it's probably safe to eat."
    Love that.
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    If the contents of your fridge and cupboards are either mostly beige or mostly neon: there's a problem with your diet.
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