Not sure if the tag team of DerpaZach know, but Paleobird is both a cancer survivor and epileptic. If she seems a bit strict on the health end of things, well, perhaps she's chosen life rather than brain numbing alcohol or artificial buzzes like coffee. And she's actually pretty interesting if you can ever see past the ends of your collective ... arms.
Cryptocode, when I was dealing with high blood pressure, I read that decaf doesn't make much difference for that. There are a couple of ways coffee is decaffed. One type is chemical and another is water based. If you wanted to have decaf around for the occasional evening cup or as replacement to full caffeine, there are some decent organic brands that use the water method. It changes the flavor a bit. The same brand, the same roast, the same blend, but decaf sort of tastes like it's lost its edge. Like if you left a shot of tequila sitting out for a couple of hours - you know how it gets a bit flat? That's the best analogy I could think of. It's not terrible, but it doesn't have that oomph.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine