hell yeah. I am a secret agent for the State of Creation.
So, Mr. I Jerk my cock at all things gov't etc. is the chairman of the Rep party for his county...
well as I said originally, I didn't know about it until after looking in the mirror at the gym and wondering if she was checking out my junk.
... and walks around with menstrual blood stained shirts on,
It happens, doesn't it? Haha lighten up.
no not public speaking. That would defeat the point because my audience wouldn't be close enough to smell me.
and his wife's juices on his face when making public speaking appearances in an official capacity,
For County organizational meetings though, where we sit at tables with other chairmen/committeepeople from other towns in the County. It is a more intimate setting with face-to-face conversation and a lot of competititon for social capital/legitimacy/trustworthiness.
haha if you wanna take the time and go back I'm sure you could find me use just about every word that people use for the twisted old fella.
and refers to his penis as "my wiener lol"
I did pioneer, "bald-headed dictator" in college after jokingly noticing that Mussolini looked like a penis.
"Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."
Jack london, "Before Adam"