Breaking News: Glaswegians have been rushing to buy Tesco Value meals in the hope of getting high on illegal veterinary drugs fed to the horses.

It makes a good joke. The presence of drug residues is a reality, though. The Times of London reports the finding of traces of phenylbutazone.

The Times also reports that Government ministers considered it "inevitable" that unlawful meat would be imported into Britain from Europe and had known of the likelihood since last summer.