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    Are Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) Primal?

    I think yes. They have dairy which Mark Sission says is a historically benevolent, nutrient dense food humans have been eating for eons. Granted it is not raw dairy, and there is a small chance that the cows are not grass fed but I am treating non grass fed and pasturized as my 20%.

    Also an Oreo Blizzard has important sucrose that is utilized for energy -- not insidious sucrose; this sucrose helps to replenish my depleted muscle and liver glycogen that is exerted while living the primal life (reading articles on the internet). The Oreo bits themselves I refer to as "nutrient nuggets" because they are delicious and help replenish my waning fat stores (neccessary for enduring the winter months).

    So yes I believe Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) are Primal
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFastCat View Post
    I think yes. They have dairy which Mark Sission says is a historically benevolent, nutrient dense food humans have been eating for eons. Granted it is not raw dairy, and there is a small chance that the cows are not grass fed but I am treating non grass fed and pasturized as my 20%.

    Also an Oreo Blizzard has important sucrose that is utilized for energy -- not insidious sucrose; this sucrose helps to replenish my depleted muscle and liver glycogen that is exerted while living the primal life (reading articles on the internet). The Oreo bits themselves I refer to as "nutrient nuggets" because they are delicious and help replenish my waning fat stores (neccessary for enduring the winter months).

    So yes I believe Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) are Primal
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    Are Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) Primal?
    Only if it's just been shot out of a grass-fed unicorn's ass.
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    Yeah, and Oreos are black, so they are not grain.
    In all honesty, you can make a much tastier smoothie which will be great for you if you are carb tolerant and spare yourself the whole angst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFastCat View Post
    I think yes. They have dairy which Mark Sission says is a historically benevolent, nutrient dense food humans have been eating for eons. Granted it is not raw dairy, and there is a small chance that the cows are not grass fed but I am treating non grass fed and pasturized as my 20%.

    Also an Oreo Blizzard has important sucrose that is utilized for energy -- not insidious sucrose; this sucrose helps to replenish my depleted muscle and liver glycogen that is exerted while living the primal life (reading articles on the internet). The Oreo bits themselves I refer to as "nutrient nuggets" because they are delicious and help replenish my waning fat stores (neccessary for enduring the winter months).

    So yes I believe Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) are Primal
    Do you get a boner from them too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry H View Post
    Do you get a boner from them too?
    You have to be about 12 years old
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFastCat View Post
    I think yes. They have dairy which Mark Sission says is a historically benevolent, nutrient dense food humans have been eating for eons. Granted it is not raw dairy, and there is a small chance that the cows are not grass fed but I am treating non grass fed and pasturized as my 20%.

    Also an Oreo Blizzard has important sucrose that is utilized for energy -- not insidious sucrose; this sucrose helps to replenish my depleted muscle and liver glycogen that is exerted while living the primal life (reading articles on the internet). The Oreo bits themselves I refer to as "nutrient nuggets" because they are delicious and help replenish my waning fat stores (neccessary for enduring the winter months).

    So yes I believe Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) are Primal
    You forgot that Oreos are also black which means they are high in antioxidants, like coffee and tea (also black).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    You have to be about 12 years old
    The OP knows why I said that. You shd. talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFastCat View Post
    So yes I believe Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards (size Large) are Primal
    This is hilarious. I love how only the large is Primal but the small and medium apparently are not....lol.

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