last autumn they would rush in from under and behind the oven where it meets the wall, and down chutes between cabinets from the attic, 3 or 4 strong, and grab cans of cat food (with the foil tops), rip that shit open and feast and then try and drag it back behind the oven; I'd find empty or half-empty cans half-wedged in the walls LOL.
No one else just thinks that's funny? I don't want to hurt things that I think are behaving awesomely. If 1 in 40,000,000 men behaved this way, there would not be police brutality.
"Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."
Jack london, "Before Adam"