Haha, you perv! You wouldn't even be able to tell if it was working because you don't know what it looked like when I started! Plus, I don't even know if it's really that noticeable, but they just feeeeeel heavier. It's only been a few weeks, though, and I'm supposed to do the treatment for at least 3 months and ideally for 6 months for full results. :P It is your birthday though....hmmmm. lol. jk!
I use Nature's Answer Fenugreek Seed -- 2 fl oz - Vitacost that I got at my local Vitamin Shoppe. I was taking 3g of it orally + rubbing 8 drops on each breast daily, but then I was doing research, and came to the conclusion that the 3g oral dosage might just make me gain weight everywhere, so I stopped. Now, after I get out of the shower at night, before I go to sleep, I get a "deep repair" hand lotion and rub a thick layer on, then put 4 drops on each breast, rub it in really nicely, then after that's soaked in I put 4 more on, rub for at least 15-20 minutes every night. This stuff isn't really oily, it's more sticky than anything, after you've rubbed it in for a while. The smell is so strong though! I usually do it before I go to bed so that when I wake up, I don't smell as strongly of it and don't have an overpowering Indian food scent coming off me. Plus, if you do it in the AM and go work out, it makes your sweat SO disgusting, like a slug.
I'm so glad you went through with my recipe! Did you eat it with an oopsie roll, or just by itself? I've heard that the Bone Suckin' Sauce is good, too, but I just like the brand I get because it's tasty and has like 1/2 the calories of regular sauces AND good ingredients.
Yeah, I know. I'm not going to get too comfortable with anything. I'm not even going to promptly text her back if she starts spammin' my phone with so many messages, because I hate that too!