Gwamma NY sucks so bad. You will see so many people who sat on airplanes for an entire day so that they could take pictures of McDonalds commercials in Times Square. And you literally can't stand anywhere in Manhattan without being stared at by demons and tortured people hidden in architecture everywhere. It must be disquieting to anyone standing there, unconsciously. Literally anywhere, you will see old peasant woman carved into buildings with hunched backs and tormented groaning faces holding up stones, or devils with pointed teeth and shit. Also everything is marked up ridiculously expensive for the privilege of saying that it's in NY, because that conforms to the desperate fantasy life of the great many mediocre across the planet. The whole thing is a shitty marketing gimmick. Fuck NY.
Philly is where it's at! Come to Philly!
"Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."
Jack london, "Before Adam"