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    I'm at class last night and one of the girls made these homemade cupcakes... with a cookie dough center and a peanut butter and sugar frosting. Made me nauseous just to think about. Of course everybody's having some and raving about how AWESOME they are and asking for the recipe. One of the girls comes over and asks if I want one (They all know I don't eat grains, but you know how quickly that's forgotton). I said no thanks... I don't eat grains. Or sugar. Or peanut butter. Or cookie dough. :-/

    Good part was I wasn't even hungry-- and it had been almost 8 hours since I ate (I forgot my protein shake stuff at work, so I just skipped it). :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minxxa View Post
    Cosmo has the worst "sex tips" ever. I feel bad that there are women trying these things and wondering why their sex life is still not what they'd like it to be.

    Well, I have never read cosmo but most guys I know would not be unhappy with the tips posted
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, I have never read cosmo but most guys I know would not be unhappy with the tips posted
    That was a tongue in cheek about the tips in Cosmo.

    They advertise these wonderful tips that will blow his mind... and it's normal, everyday stuff everyone over 15 years old knows. Nothing is new, nothing is spectacular, nothing out of the ordinary.

    If you want to know some good tips on how to improve your sex life, there are some awesome books out there. Including books with some really cool tips and tricks for "blowing him".
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    Here's the best breakdown of Cosmopolitan, and its "advice" given to girls, that I've heard. The pertinent bit starts at 2:00.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Well, I have never read cosmo but most guys I know would not be unhappy with the tips posted
    You would be happy if your gf blew her boss?
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Well, I have never read cosmo but most guys I know would not be unhappy with the tips posted.
    I don't know many guys who's actually go for their partner sucking an ice cube while giving him head. Something about shrinkage and blood loss...
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I don't know many guys who's actually go for their partner sucking an ice cube while giving him head. Something about shrinkage and blood loss...
    Some of them are downright stupid, honestly. I saw one with about keeping Listerine in your mouth while sucking for a 'cooling sensation'.
    It's ain't gonna be cooling. it will be stinging and BURNING
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nion View Post
    Some of them are downright stupid, honestly. I saw one with about keeping Listerine in your mouth while sucking for a 'cooling sensation'.
    It's ain't gonna be cooling. it will be stinging and BURNING
    Also, how the hell would you even do that!!! I can barely keep listerine in my mouth for the amount of time it takes to rinse my gums with it. OUCH.

    Seriously, the tips that aren't downright idiotic are so basic that if you don't know to do them, I can't help you. Like, OMG he might enjoy having his nipples played with?!?!? HOW NAUGHTY!!!! *rolls eyes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoyoteVick View Post
    Also, how the hell would you even do that!!! I can barely keep listerine in my mouth for the amount of time it takes to rinse my gums with it. OUCH.

    Seriously, the tips that aren't downright idiotic are so basic that if you don't know to do them, I can't help you. Like, OMG he might enjoy having his nipples played with?!?!? HOW NAUGHTY!!!! *rolls eyes*
    My personal favorite was the one that said play with his balls with giving him head. Uh... Duh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I don't know many guys who's actually go for their partner sucking an ice cube while giving him head. Something about shrinkage and blood loss...
    Not to mention potential choking..

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