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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    muscle and fitness hers & mother earth news. i can't stand browsing through things like cosmo and women's health any more
    I love Cosmos! IT HAS GREAT SEX TIPS!
    Health is Wealth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpstr View Post
    I love Cosmos! IT HAS GREAT SEX TIPS!
    Sex with the stars?
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    I'm glad I am moving out of this house in 2 weeks, I keep getting stick for what I'm eating. "You need carbs" blah blah blah.

    I had a taco salad for dinner, tasty and filling. Housemate had veggie burger with rice that had tinned tomatoes with corn mixed in on top. Apparently hers was healthier because "there was a bit of everything" on her plate. I was getting bugged by a friend that I should be having the taco shells or some carbs with me dinner. No thanks.

    I don't go round telling people would they should and shouldn't be eating (unless they specifically ask about PB) so I don't want input from others telling me I should be eating bread, rice, pasta etc. Let me eat what I want. I'm happy with PB, and if they want to follow CW that's fine, but I want no part in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Sex with the stars?
    Is that a telescope in your pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by secretlobster View Post
    Is that a telescope in your pants?
    Nope, mine's an innie.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Nope, mine's an innie.
    "How to Probe Her Crater: Astronomers Bare All"

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    Quote Originally Posted by secretlobster View Post
    "How to Probe Her Crater: Astronomers Bare All"
    "Experiments in Deep Space: Which Tools Work the Best?"
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    "Black Holes: Extending Man's Reach"?

    Sorry, I'm new here, dont know if its appropriate to play yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Atomic View Post
    "Black Holes: Extending Man's Reach"?

    Sorry, I'm new here, dont know if its appropriate to play yet...
    Welcome aboard the direct train down to the subbasements of the gutter. Glad to have you on board.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Welcome aboard the direct train down to the subbasements of the gutter. Glad to have you on board.
    Thank you, kindly

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