The good news: every day we get a big box of fruit (there's two loaves of bread and boxes of powdered creamer in there too, but we'll ignore that. I do)
The bad news: the box is for smart balance buttery spread. 79% natural vegetable oils; 100% vegan!
If that wasn't enough: it's apparently a thirty pound box. That is a LOT of spread. Who thought that sounded like a good name anyway? Spread. Like your thighs after eating this stuff.
But it's 100% vegan!