A trainer at the gym was working with a super-skinny woman. She told her, "Yeah, we'll add a good amount of muscle to your frame; you'll really like how you look like that." I was just finishing squats, and hoped against hope she was going to get this woman in the squat cage.
Nope. She spent the next 30 minutes basically making her step up and down on a 6 inch high balance ball.
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Hmmm, the trainers at my gym usually recommend pushups on a Bosu ball or DB bench presses with them big ol' 5 lb'ers.
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March 1st 2010: 308lbs | CW: 219lbs / 18.5%BF | New Goal: 16% BF
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I recently moved and I found a health food store pretty close by so I ran in thinking I would pick up some gelatin, easy-peasy. I asked the guy there if he had any and he basically scoffed at me, "No, I don't carry that pig stuff. It's made with skins, tendons, bones, and brains and I won't ever stock it."
I'm thinking to myself, yup, what's your point? Then he tried to recommend agar flakes No, I want gelatin because it has skins and tendons in it! Later while poking around the store it dawned on me, everything is plant based. Damn soy. Who told the vegan he could have the only health store around?
You are an animal on this planet and the rules of engagement are non negotiable.
DUDE: It's all natural. Corn is natural. Anyone can grow corn. More liberal propaganda just like global warming. Hippies.
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ME: Ha ha ha. Corn is not food!
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DUDE Really? Have you ever had corn on the cob? That's some damn good food.
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ME It's technically FEED, not food. Not that I wouldn't eat it if my mother-in-law served it to me, that would be rude. But you won't catch me wasting money on grains.
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DUDE Then feed me more.
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ME Go for it.
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ME I understand Wal-Mart has a great price on Round-Up if you want to dip it in there for flavor.
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Knifegill is christened to be high carb now!He gives me Lamprey Kisses in the midnight seanotontherug:
the buttstuff...never interested.
Flubby tubby gums latching onto me
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