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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Every time someone says they're "big boned", I want to offer to pay for them to go get an x-ray. I want to see a fat skeleton; I've never seen one and would gladly pay for the experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELizabeth826 View Post
    I went on a first date last night and the guy was telling me about how his friends have annual "food challenges." This year it was fried mozzarella sticks. The winner ate 45 in one sitting. Now, I've been known to eat some fried cheese in my day, but 45? Good lord. Later, when I explained why I wasn't eating the bread that was brought to the table (he asked, I didn't volunteer the info) he asked if I was celiac with finger quotes and scoffed about how gluten free is so trendy these days.

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    Wow You scored a real mature winner there dintcha? How old was he, must be at least 20. Go for older guys, we are more classy. Of course I doubt my wife would agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    Wow You scored a real mature winner there dintcha? How old was he, must be at least 20. Go for older guys, we are more classy. Of course I doubt my wife would agree.
    29! Acted 20 though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Every time someone says they're "big boned", I want to offer to pay for them to go get an x-ray. I want to see a fat skeleton; I've never seen one and would gladly pay for the experience.
    Truly a good percent of people are "big boned" as in their bones are large frame... but the conventional term of "big boned" = fat. My fiance has tiny bones. His wrists are small and he's short. Me, I'm super tall and my wrists are huge next to him. The size of our bones has nothing to do with the size of our guts, and I like to point that out whenever I hear the phrase "big boned."
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    Hmmmm I would say I am heavy boned, I cant wear 99% of women's bracelets/watches cause they literally will not fit around my (not at all fat) wrist.

    But its not the big bones that make my butt look big, my big butt makes my butt look big
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    So not sure if this is CW or not but McDonald's may have added something healthier to their menu. Price is right also! But I wonder if they are grass or grain fed?



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    I was reading a (non-primal) blog post my mom sent me yesterday where the girl was posting a recipe for her banana-peanut butter oatmeal with brown sugar. I was chucking in amusement until I got to this line "This breakfast keeps me full for a solid three hours!!!! Wow!!!" I almost fell out of my chair. Three hours? That's it? My bacon and mushroom omelette at 10am will keep me going til dinner at 6 or 7! Sometimes I want to ask for a raise here at work, since i waste so much less time eating than everyone else here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DinoHunter View Post
    Hmmmm I would say I am heavy boned, I cant wear 99% of women's bracelets/watches cause they literally will not fit around my (not at all fat) wrist.

    But its not the big bones that make my butt look big, my big butt makes my butt look big
    I am willing to bet that your big butt looks great though. The biggest issue I have with paleo women is they are all trying to get too thin. I know, I know everyone believes that thin is healthier but I love curvy women who are fit and healthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Refontai View Post
    I was reading a (non-primal) blog post my mom sent me yesterday where the girl was posting a recipe for her banana-peanut butter oatmeal with brown sugar. I was chucking in amusement until I got to this line "This breakfast keeps me full for a solid three hours!!!! Wow!!!" I almost fell out of my chair. Three hours? That's it? My bacon and mushroom omelette at 10am will keep me going til dinner at 6 or 7! Sometimes I want to ask for a raise here at work, since i waste so much less time eating than everyone else here.
    Not sure if work is inside or not but 'lunch break' could always mean vitamin D time

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