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    Blippety, here in the US, McDonalds changed their Happy Meals awhile back. Now, they include a smaller sized portion of fries and apple slices instead of the previous larger-sized fries.

    Still, seems funny, as the burger/nuggets and fries are awful.
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    Me: "Want some cheese? It's delicious." (Dubliner)

    Coworker: "Wait, are you just eating a block of cheese as a snack? Isn't--"

    Me: "Don't even finish that sentence. It's fine."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Me: "Want some cheese? It's delicious." (Dubliner)

    Coworker: "Wait, are you just eating a block of cheese as a snack? Isn't--"

    Me: "Don't even finish that sentence. It's fine."

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    My brother is insisting that the only way to lose weight is to "not eat enough", and that if he was fat he would "just not eat for two weeks, then eat normally for a day" and repeat this until he was skinny again.
    Um, okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blippety View Post
    My brother is insisting that the only way to lose weight is to "not eat enough", and that if he was fat he would "just not eat for two weeks, then eat normally for a day" and repeat this until he was skinny again.
    Um, okay.
    I'm living proof this idea is incorrect.
    Before I went primal, I lost weight if I ate less than 1500 calories per day.
    After going primal, I lost weight eating an average of 1800 calories per day.
    Since going primal, I have lost 35 pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blippety View Post
    My brother is insisting that the only way to lose weight is to "not eat enough", and that if he was fat he would "just not eat for two weeks, then eat normally for a day" and repeat this until he was skinny again.
    Um, okay.
    I think we can all assume he's never been overweight in his life.

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    While at a local big chain grocery checkout with several packages of sliced pork belly among various fruits & vegetables:

    cashier: wow, that's some lovely bacon...wait, that's not bacon...?
    <looks at it again, puzzled expression, looks back at me>
    me: it's uncured bacon
    cashier: <blank stare... pause>...what do you do with that?
    me: fry or roast it up and eat it
    cashier: <more blank stare> or maybe wrap it around something?
    me: I suppose. It's just too good by itself to bother.
    cashier: <blank stare>
    me: <leave store happy with pork belly>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blippety View Post
    My brother is insisting that the only way to lose weight is to "not eat enough", and that if he was fat he would "just not eat for two weeks, then eat normally for a day" and repeat this until he was skinny again.
    Um, okay.
    I'm living proof that this doesn't work. When I was in highschool (and clearly having a raging youthful metabolism eyeroll...) my off season meals were oatmeal/nutrigrain bar/skip, strawberries and sun chips, and a small portion of dinner with bread (and sometimes just bread, cause bread is fat free ya know). I gained weight every offseason. Luckily, while I was swimming, I ate fries and a terrifying amount of cheese, huge portions of spaghetti and meat sauce (with moar cheese), and more peanut butter than god. Lost a ton of weight every season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drock View Post
    Blippety, here in the US, McDonalds changed their Happy Meals awhile back. Now, they include a smaller sized portion of fries and apple slices instead of the previous larger-sized fries.

    Still, seems funny, as the burger/nuggets and fries are awful.
    I dont get it myself, How can you say these things are awful? I love them, I avoid them but they are of my favorite naughty pleasures.
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    So, did you guys see Burger King has 30% reduced fat fries?

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