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    Quote Originally Posted by RittenRemedy View Post
    I just noticed this, but our shoppette, which is the second closest food source next to Pizza Hut from work after the dining facility closes, has a aisle with a "be fit (r) healthy choices for a healthy lifestyle" sign for the low fat junk foods: "cracker chips," bars, fruit chews, frosted and flavoured cereal, granola, pop tarts. You know, healthy stuff...
    Since when were these ever heathy? Wow.
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    Had another teacher ask me about my allergy today. I gave 'em the boilerplate "if it isn't meat, veggies, fruit, or rice, I can't eat it." They looked shocked and said "You can't have pizza?! Wow, that really sucks."
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Had another teacher ask me about my allergy today. I gave 'em the boilerplate "if it isn't meat, veggies, fruit, or rice, I can't eat it." They looked shocked and said "You can't have pizza?! Wow, that really sucks."
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Had another teacher ask me about my allergy today. I gave 'em the boilerplate "if it isn't meat, veggies, fruit, or rice, I can't eat it." They looked shocked and said "You can't have pizza?! Wow, that really sucks."
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    I've had people say, "I'd kill myself if I couldn't eat pizza."

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    Quote Originally Posted by eKatherine View Post
    I've had people say, "I'd kill myself if I couldn't eat pizza."
    To which I like to reply: "At the rate you eat pizza, you're well on your way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by accidentalpancake View Post
    To which I like to reply: "At the rate you eat pizza, you're well on your way."
    My response would be, "No, you wouldn't."

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    They got a shrug and "pain is not my friend. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by accidentalpancake View Post
    To which I like to reply: "At the rate you eat pizza, you're well on your way."
    BWAAA HAAA HAAA....that one hit my funny bone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eKatherine View Post
    I've had people say, "I'd kill myself if I couldn't eat pizza."

    They've obviously never had meatza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eig View Post
    They've obviously never had meatza.
    Mmm, meatzaaaa...

    I've definitely never had a better pizza than a homemade paleo/primal version.

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