Currently sitting at work, listening to a "good old boy" tell another employee about his Christmas dinner:
"Well, we had a good Cajun Christmas. We had white beans and rice, cornbread, good gravy, deep fried turkey and deep fried ham. And Jambalaya! Ooooh bebe it was SO SO good." (jambalaya = sausage/chicken/seafood combo with veggies in rice made with a flour roux)
I don't think I have to tell you what shape he's in....
I also mentioned a couple weeks ago that I was gluten free, and then had to explain what gluten was, and why I wasn't eating all the cookies and crackers people were sending the company for Christmas. Now I just keep my mouth shut and people at work don't invite me to lunch when they go because I'm "the healthy girl who eats salads".