If you guys are eating cotton candy, I'll have your turkey legs.
Turkey Leg FTW.
To the Haters, if they try to proselytize to me at the fair: "If I can't go for the leg, I'm liable to go for your throat..."
Eat like a Beast, feel like a Beast!
Eat from a huge bag of processed junk... Well... You know.
I'm only eating that turkey leg if it was fried in lard.Here are more frightening nutritional figures, from the Calorie King web site, about fat and calories in food at the fair or festival:
Fried Snickers (5 oz.): 444 calories and 29 grams (g) fat
Fried Twinkie (2 oz.): 420 calories/34 g fat
Funnel cake (1): 760 calories/44 g fat
Twinkie Dog Sundae: 500 calories/14 g fat
Cotton candy: 171 calories/0 fat
Fried cheesecake (6 oz.): 655 calories/47 g fat
Foot-long hot dog and bun: 470 calories/26 g fat
Giant turkey leg: 1,136 calories/54 g fat
That said, if someone actually convinced me to go to a venue with that many rowdy children present, I'd have to try the fried cheesecake and snickers because 1) I've never tried them, and 2) it would put me in a coma for the rest of the day. Freak of nature that I am, I don't like cotton candy.
Better still, I'm headed north for the bison burgers.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
The PB Fair has fajitas, steak on a stake, turkey legs, and a few other meat/ veggie meals. I love it.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Not sure if it's a CW moment, but yesterday my housemate informed me that LSD makes your brain melt.
"I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.
In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."
- Ray Peat