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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
    Mmmmmmm Q-tips

    Those would hurt coming out!!!
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    Girl I know has been...quasi primal for a little. She's working on it I guess. Anyway, this morning she tells me she had to go to the doctor for a bad pain near her spleen. Turns out to be the start of an infection in her intestine. She gets some antibiotics. I saw her later that day and she was eating some bread because "it was easy".

    I was like... "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"

    An hour later she said she was in agony worse than before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"
    Hehe! That's another quote I'm gonna' steal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
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    * sigh *
    Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
    It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
    to get to the other side!

    ?

    it's a shed ovum, it's gonna be an egg with or without sex. and that's for everyone who thinks a yolk = chicken baby
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimalMama View Post
    NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.
    Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

    But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.

    thinking of Elf now.. time to watch it

    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

    But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
    I would rather eat Cotton Balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimalMama View Post
    * sigh *
    Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
    It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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    Why are they advising peanut butter?????? if something is bad for a child it's that stuff!!! and muffins? even for kids with parents not on primal you'd should feed them normal food, not muffins... they are packed with sugar!

    but yeah, low fat cheese... I wonder what the cheese-maker will think of that one...
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