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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"
    Hehe! That's another quote I'm gonna' steal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
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    "I do not eat enough carbs to justify eating low-fat."
    "Have some bread with your bread, pasta, bread, and HFCS." - Unicorn
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    * sigh *
    Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
    It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
    to get to the other side!

    ?

    it's a shed ovum, it's gonna be an egg with or without sex. and that's for everyone who thinks a yolk = chicken baby
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimalMama View Post
    NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.
    Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

    But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.

    thinking of Elf now.. time to watch it

    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Amen sistah! Except for some of the creamier cheeses (cottage, ricotta, cream), low fat cheese sucks.

    But you know what sucks even more? Vegan "cheeze." I swear, that is the most disgusting thing. Veggie burgers taste like filet mignon in comparison.
    I would rather eat Cotton Balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimalMama View Post
    * sigh *
    Pretty much any dietary advice on BabyCenter.
    It's while grain muffins, egg whites, peanut butter, lentils, Low fat cheese!? NOBODY needs to be eating low fat cheese.

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    Why are they advising peanut butter?????? if something is bad for a child it's that stuff!!! and muffins? even for kids with parents not on primal you'd should feed them normal food, not muffins... they are packed with sugar!

    but yeah, low fat cheese... I wonder what the cheese-maker will think of that one...
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    On a box of candy delivered to a store:



    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
    Because we'd probably be grossed out to crack an egg into our omelet and find it all bloody inside. Commercial hens don't ever see roosters and eggs from small farms are candled so that they separate out the fertilized ones.

    If you come across a source of fertilized eggs, give them a try. Old timey bodybuilders and strongmen swore by them.
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    Today's CW report comes to you live from the aisles of Whole Foods, where a man just rolled by me with a metric assload of cookies, bread, crackers, pasta, muffins...aaaand a hardcover copy of Wheat Belly right on top.

    Maybe he thinks it's a whole grain cookbook?

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