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Thread: Funny CW moments

  1. #7781
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I'm just being a smart ass.
    I was returning the favor.
    The Champagne of Beards

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    I was returning the favor.
    Everyone needs some special skill.
    Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

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    5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
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    bloodorchid is always right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.
    This made me laugh out loud so that my husband had to ask. I want a bumper sticker now that says, "How can you be pro-life and still eat eggs!?" So wonderful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
    ...or All Bran?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
    Began Primal Living: 25 Sep 2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBNewby View Post
    As I read it, eating the egg prevents a life.
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
    The Champagne of Beards

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If I run out of cotton balls, can I just eat a couple boxes of Q-tips? How about the hand towels that are apparently supposed to be hanging in my bathroom, but actually just stay permanently in my linen closet?
    Mmmmmmm Q-tips

    Those would hurt coming out!!!
    You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

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    Girl I know has been...quasi primal for a little. She's working on it I guess. Anyway, this morning she tells me she had to go to the doctor for a bad pain near her spleen. Turns out to be the start of an infection in her intestine. She gets some antibiotics. I saw her later that day and she was eating some bread because "it was easy".

    I was like... "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"

    An hour later she said she was in agony worse than before...

    Sent via lightsaber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    "You know that's basically rocket fuel for a gut infection, right?"
    Hehe! That's another quote I'm gonna' steal!
    52 year old Male
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Yeah, but it doesn't. Unfertilized eggs grow into baby chicks exactly 0% of the time. But I was just teasing Jena.
    I'll play along, why is the egg unfertilized?
    Began Primal Living: 25 Sep 2012
    Starting Weight: 82kg (180 lbs) - Lost 30 lbs since going Primal!

    "I do not eat enough carbs to justify eating low-fat."
    "Have some bread with your bread, pasta, bread, and HFCS." - Unicorn
    "I also walk my dog twice a day now instead of paying someone else to do it." - IronGirl
    "Tell me you're not weak minded enough to be outsmarted by a donut?" - not on the rug



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