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  1. #7771
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    This happened a while ago... I found a box of Girl Guide cookies on the table.

    Me: "What are these abominations doing here?"

    Mom: "They came to the door! I couldn't say no."

    Me: "Too bad you can't just donate.... so what's the plan for these? Are we feeding them to dad?"

    Mom: "...Well... yes, that's probably what will happen."

    Me: "Okay then."

    Dad is our garbage disposal these days. We're both horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildrose View Post
    This happened a while ago... I found a box of Girl Guide cookies on the table.

    Me: "What are these abominations doing here?"

    Mom: "They came to the door! I couldn't say no."

    Me: "Too bad you can't just donate.... so what's the plan for these? Are we feeding them to dad?"

    Mom: "...Well... yes, that's probably what will happen."

    Me: "Okay then."

    Dad is our garbage disposal these days. We're both horrible.
    I used to run scout/girl guide bottle drives for about 10 years, and every year I would get multiple boxes of girl guide cookies and bags and bags of scout popcorn. I don't think there's any other food I've ever eaten that makes me feel as terrible as I felt after eating those cookies and popcorn. Scary stuff.

    Any you can donate without taking any cookies. Most people wouldn't think of saying no to the cookies, though!

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    My sister is trying to lose weight and I convinced her to try PB. On the phone last night she was bragging about how well she is doing - she went to Starbucks and got a skim peppermint mocha with whipped cream.

    Point, missed.
    Last edited by Refontai; 11-14-2013 at 12:28 PM.
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    Technically, she didn't have grains...
    Dairy, yes. Fake sugar, yes. Chemicals, yes. But no grains.
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    Yeah I should have been clearer, she said she wants to "do what I'm doing". Which is not getting a skim (yuk) peppermint sugarbomb!
    You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

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    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian
    I would've been ALL OVER offending her. But offending vegans is one of my favorite pastimes, so YMMV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    Met an egg eating vegan yesterday. Didn't want to offend her by saying she's just a vegetarian
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jena View Post
    I get upset with vegetarians that eat eggs, but are also pro-life on the topic of abortion. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me.
    Wait, I fail to see the logic behind your statement. Are you saying unfertilized eggs = fertilized eggs, or that chickens = people or both?

    Either way, getting pissed off at or making fun of veg*ns is A-okay in my book.
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    Sweet Jeezabel, there are enough people doing the "cotton ball" diet that there's actually a news story on it.

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