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Thread: Funny CW moments

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    merl, you get it

    you know

    there are truths in the world that can't be untruthed
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    there are truths in the world that can't be untruthed
    But, boy oh boy, people will try to convince you otherwise.

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    what can i do to convince you the sky is green?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    what can i do to convince you the sky is green?
    yellow tinted lenses.... as opposed to rose colored glases....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    what can i do to convince you the sky is green?
    Just tell them that to Korean green and blue are the same color. So the sky is green, the trees are green, the go light is blue...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RittenRemedy View Post
    Just tell them that to Korean green and blue are the same color. So the sky is green, the trees are green, the go light is blue...
    How is that? Color blind or they just don't differentiate between the 2?
    I find your lack of bacon disturbing.

  7. #7747
    Quote Originally Posted by RittenRemedy View Post
    What? Where is here and have they never heard of celiac? Don't they watch House? That shit kills babies.
    Finland. They set parameters for "GF" products so that you can call it gluten free if it has less than 0,3% gluten remaining in the end product. Because hey, it only hurts a little! I was at a sushi place and asked about the gluten content of their food and they said yeah, the rolls and the soup they were serving do have a little gluten in them, but apparently "it's so little that none of our customers with coeliac have complained".
    Christ on a ladder.

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    D'oh!

    I read somewhere that when celiacs eat gluten, their chances of dying increases with 600%!
    Eh... that probably isn't true, though, because then all the people with celiac would've died years ago. :/
    "Bread-Bread-Dinner
    It ain't makin' me any thinner
    I eat a sandwich for break-fast
    And then I have a sugar blast!
    I eat toasted bread for lunch
    And enjoy my mid-day crunch!
    At dinner I eat pasta
    And end my day with a sugar disasta!"

    From the How am I not starving??? thread. Enjoy the read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Introvert_Huntress View Post
    D'oh!

    I read somewhere that when celiacs eat gluten, their chances of dying increases with 600%!
    Eh... that probably isn't true, though, because then all the people with celiac would've died years ago. :/
    Well, it's not clearly precisely what "chances of dying" you're talking about, but multiplying a person's chances of dying on a random, given day by 6 isn't the most frightening prospect I can think of.
    The Champagne of Beards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksmith View Post
    How is that? Color blind or they just don't differentiate between the 2?
    They just don't differentiate; they use the same work for both. When we tried to bug our teachers saying that was weird, they said well Americans consider turquoise to be blue even though the hue is the same differential as green to blue? I don't know lol.

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