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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    cankles?
    Or thankles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    cankles?
    Heh, nope. His ankles are fine, it's the fact that I can't come even close to wrapping both my hands around the muscle that is rather astonishing (I don't have small hands, and there's probably a 2-3 inch gap beyond that). Nice kilt legs.
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    Funny CW, or tragic state of the current world?

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    I especially love the adverts that use emotional blackmail to imply that you are KILLING your BABIES and GRANNIES if you don't give them this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernMonkeyGirl View Post
    Funny CW, or tragic state of the current world?

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    I especially love the adverts that use emotional blackmail to imply that you are KILLING your BABIES and GRANNIES if you don't give them this shit.
    The lack of Sat. Fat depresses me..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    Heh, nope. His ankles are fine, it's the fact that I can't come even close to wrapping both my hands around the muscle that is rather astonishing (I don't have small hands, and there's probably a 2-3 inch gap beyond that). Nice kilt legs.
    I can't wrap my hands around my calves either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernMonkeyGirl View Post
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    I especially love the adverts that use emotional blackmail to imply that you are KILLING your BABIES and GRANNIES if you don't give them this shit.
    yeah, but...but... KILLING BABIES, and GRANNIES is like my favoritest thing ever, so if I can do it legally, but NOT buying something... wait, no... wait *boom*head*explodes*from*trying*to*figure*out*the* logic*behind*not*wanting*to*kill*babies*grannies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthFriendly View Post
    yeah, but...but... KILLING BABIES, and GRANNIES is like my favoritest thing ever, so if I can do it legally, but NOT buying something... wait, no... wait *boom*head*explodes*from*trying*to*figure*out*the* logic*behind*not*wanting*to*kill*babies*grannies*
    It's ok, as of last night if you don't buy Dettol you're now killing BABIES in the HOSPITAL as well as suitably ethnic disaster VICTIMS....


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    Saw a commercial today where they said "our product contains heart healthy canola oil, not stuff from a test tube". um... fail. massive fail.

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