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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Introvert_Huntress View Post
    So I can't sue people for throwing wheat/gluten in just about everything, because they list it? ... Damn.
    But I get it. I wonder how long it took the companies to figure it out. :P
    Most companies have lawyers in house to work on this. When I was working in house this summer we spent all our time figuring out how to prevent Litigation.






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    Im standing at the food stand and there is one lunch box f each , either chicken thigh or chicken breast and he women infrint of me were ralking about getting chicken and im like shit no I want the thigh ,

    Then one woman says lets take the breast because it has less fat and I also heard it as less carb! ! Okay first of all I was glad she took the breast bt wtf since when did chicken contain carbs?? I know its nt funny bt it was quit interesting in some way


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    Maybe grain fed chickens have residual carbs.
    I find your lack of bacon disturbing.

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    My new low carb colleague and I were sitting with lunch with our new CEO. We were talking between the two of us about being creative with salads and our boss asks if we were following a special diet.
    me: I'm eating according to the Primal Blueprint. and translate it to Dutch when I see his confusion.
    CEO: oh, why would you do that?
    me: it makes me feel better, no heart rhythm issues anymore.
    colleague: I do it for the sugar balance. I have tons more energy through out the day. no dips.
    CEO looks impressed and ask: So you eat tons of fat and it gives you tons of energy?
    me: not only fat, proteins as well, healthy foods like bio-meat and veggies. Just no sugar and grains.
    CEO: alright, it might be an idea to throw out all sugar, than for lunch we order only whole wheat sandwiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarielleGO View Post
    me: not only fat, proteins as well, healthy foods like bio-meat and veggies. Just no sugar and grains.
    CEO: alright, it might be an idea to throw out all sugar, than for lunch we order only whole wheat sandwiches.

    *something with a face and a palm*
    I don't think he quite gets it...
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    Someone at work today brought in a box of "White Cupcakes with REAL Buttercream Icing". They were gone before lunch, so I tipped the box over to look at the ingredients. Butter was the 32nd ingredient on the list! And that was only halfway down! And I didn't see "cream" on the list at all. Only dried milk powder.

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    So I volunteer time at a local bike co op where you can come fix your bike for lowest possible costs, on of the other mechanics comes in at 6 pm with a huge find he got from a dumpster. 12 boxes of pastry cakes. Little debbie sort of things. They went nuts on them and between 4 guys ate 40 plus cakes....

    It was almost scary to watch and by 8 30 tonight all of them were passing out, sucking back coffee and generally being a bunch of stunned arses. I said no thanks and got a weird look for turning it down but hey I was not crashing either.

    The guy that brought them was like, hey it is vegan, must be ok.
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    The guy that brought them was like, hey it is vegan, must be ok.
    Vegan.... but they came from a dumpster.

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    A low carb diet, “violates the principles that God set down.”
    "The carbs are the fire that burns everything."
    Oh, and apparently Halal food helps fund terrorism.

    Pat Robertson Claims Low-Carb Diet 'Violates' God's Principles (VIDEO)
    No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
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