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    Quote Originally Posted by Maureen M View Post
    Funniest thing ever: So the eventual candy dispensers are coming out for the Halloween season around the office and this guy (I'm not sure if he did it on purpose or not) put a whole bunch of peanut m&ms in an actual bird feeder. All the ladies around the office complain that they can't fit their fingers in the holes to get at the candy and laugh about how they all look like birds picking at the bird feeder. You think this would deter them from the candy, but no, they have begun to use a pair of tongs to get out the candy instead.

    I'm glad the man left the bird feeder across from my desk. Hours of entertainment watching people with fat fingers try and get the candy, while laughing at the tong users for being so desperate for candy that you would stoop to thinking about using a tool to get it out of the container.
    I'm gonna be honest. If someone did that in my office, I'd be up for the challenge. XD It sounds like fun in a messed up way...

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    Mother buying flavouring for 4 year olds milk cause she needs to drink milk.
    Why?
    First response cause she's a kids
    Second cause she needs the calcium
    But not worried about the vit D (child plays inside all day) or the sugar & artificial sugars or flavours. :/

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    My coworkers have all been coming down with colds, one of them has literally been sick with the same cold going on three weeks now. She's the most SAD food eating person I've ever seen. She eats dry Captain Crunch for lunch, spicy Cheetos for dinner, and I can't imagine its any thing better for breakfast. She also drinks soda all day long. Polished off a three liter of Mountain Dew yesterday WHILE SICK! Can't imagine why she's not getting any better
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    While handing his (overweight) 4 yr old a drink of cordial (sugary drink), after 2 bowls of jelly (jello), states: she has reoccurring thrush, guess she is just prone to it.....

    Even CW advises limited sugar intake while you have Candida :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    While handing his (overweight) 4 yr old a drink of cordial (sugary drink), after 2 bowls of jelly (jello), states: she has reoccurring thrush, guess she is just prone to it.....

    Even CW advises limited sugar intake while you have Candida :/
    You make no sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceangrl View Post
    You make no sense.

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    Which part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceangrl View Post
    You make no sense.

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    It made sense to me.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceangrl View Post
    You make no sense.

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    It made sense to me, too. Or is this sarcasm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    My brother, w]hile handing his (overweight) 4 yr old a drink of cordial (sugary drink), after 2 bowls of jelly (jello), states: she has reoccurring thrush, guess she is just prone to it.....

    Even CW advises limited sugar intake while you have Candida :/
    Made sense to me, too, but perhaps something like the bolded addition is what oceangrl needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannakb View Post
    While handing his (overweight) 4 yr old a drink of cordial (sugary drink), after 2 bowls of jelly (jello), states: she has reoccurring thrush, guess she is just prone to it.....

    Even CW advises limited sugar intake while you have Candida :/
    I'll never forget the time I saw a woman pushing her baby in a stroller she stopped and put soda in the baby's bottle and handed it back - like Coke or Pepsi or something. OMG, have people gone completely crazy! It made me sad and angry at the same time.

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