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Thread: Funny CW moments

  1. #7211
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    I was visiting my dad, out of town, and went to his local grocery store for some provisions. I was looking at the amazing number of different kinds of no-fat and low-fat + lotsasugar yogurts, and a lady who was also looking at yogurt asked if she could help me find what I was looking for (she recommended Yoplait no-fat with fruit as "delicious").

    I told her I was looking for plain, full-fat yogurt.

    She actually took a couple steps away from me and looked at me as if I had suddenly grown a second head.

    I never did find any full-fat yogurt there. *sigh*

    I did get a good laugh at her reaction, though!

  2. #7212
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    I was reading a fitness magazine and it says to eat no more than 2 eggs a day. I guess I am screwed according to their standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaceyK View Post
    I was reading a fitness magazine and it says to eat no more than 2 eggs a day. I guess I am screwed according to their standards.
    We'll all be dead tomorrow! LOL

  4. #7214
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    I have something like 4-5 per day/2 dozen per week. And that's just the work week =P
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  5. #7215
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    I had 12 eggs yesterday.

  6. #7216
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    Quote Originally Posted by WaylandC View Post
    I had 12 eggs yesterday.
    Luuuucky!

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    A friend of a friend - overweight, puffy, in the hospital for severe intestinal issues. They do quite a bit of testing and find they need to remove part of her bowel (I don't know what the diagnosis was).

    "Health Care" practitioner: Well that's what comes from 15 years of eating red meat.
    Patient: I'm a vegetarian. I haven't had meat in over 15 years.

    True story. Typical CW, but sad, not funny.
    You can draw your own conclusions concerning both patient and "health care" provider.

  8. #7218
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    mmmm food.

    Quote Originally Posted by Corvidae View Post
    Hoooooly crap, this website.

    "A carnivore's frame of mind is totally geared for hunting and killing. Man's frame of mind is compassionate, friendly and reveres life. When the lion spots another furry animal, something might instinctively click in his head that tells him to hurry up and get dinner. When man spots a furry animal, rather than show his children how to take its life and eat it, a more likely instinct is to pull over, get the camera out and take a picture. Put a young baby chick and an apple in a crib with a six-month-old baby. What will he instinctively attempt to eat and play with? "

    This must be why our pet dogs are always trying to tear us limb from limb.
    Yes modern man doesn't associate animals with food. Hunters on the other hand, see a game animal and mentally check the calendar to see if it is "in season. When I see a fresh deer kill, on the side of the road, my first thought is " do I have my knife? ". Mmmm backstraps ".
    For those who say early man did not hunt, that much, what did we eat in January, here in Michigan? What drives people out on a frozen lake, in sub zero Temps? It sure is not that fun. (your millage may vary)
    Last edited by Greg Rx; 09-11-2013 at 11:15 AM.

  9. #7219
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    I dont know about the chick and the apple. I would have been coughing up feathers in a heartbeat as a kid. I am a predator first and always. I have been hunting since I was old enough to get away from my mom. I grew up eating what we killed as a regular daily routine. If I did not get a few rabbits or partridge before school in my traps, we might not get supper that day. If I did not spear a few salmon or jig some trout then food was kinda skinny. Dad was away a lot and we never had much money.

    Modern urban people likely dont understand the cravings for food, they teach thier kids to pet the cute animal, not get it for supper. Living in a city where food all day everyday can be had dulls and twists our instincts. It is not natural for people to be so kind nor compassionate not friendly.

    To this day I carry a sling in my bag with 3 or 4 round stones everywhere and often a rabbit stick about 14 inches in length in case a rabbit or pigeon offers me a shot. There is always a sharp knife in my pocket and a Gerber tool in my bag if I come across a road kill and always have a good plastic bag as well to hold what I find.

    Grow up hungry and see how compassionate you become.
    Last edited by Warmbear; 09-11-2013 at 12:30 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ekat View Post
    I don't usually post on here, but I just had to share this! I overheard a conversation between two guys at a coffee shop his morning. The one was talking about how he had to start taking supplements for vitamin D deficiency. The other guy said, "Just slap on some sunscreen and go outside!" It was all I could do not to say, "Actually..."
    Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking. Totally involuntary laugh escapes.

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