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    Practice nursing test question:
    Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
    A)apples
    B)cherries
    C)bananas
    D)avocados

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    I am gonna say C, Bananas have too much sugars and everyone knows heart disease is caused by inflammation brought on by too much carbs. right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.
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    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

    Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


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    This may be an anti CW moment, but funny no less. The other night I cooked a cow heart (fried in grass fed butter with salt, pepper and garlic powder). At dinner tonight I was eating the leftovers and put a piece on my son and daughters plate. They both ate it and my 6 yr old daughter asked for more. After she had a few bites I told her what it was, her reply was "Do all parts of a cow taste good?"

    YAY!
    I find your lack of bacon disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

    Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


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    Sort of...like an...intense leafy flavour...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicmerl View Post
    It was YOU!
    LOL.. guilty. The only thing rice is good for. Wet phones and salt shakers!
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    Coworker: "The chiropractor said I have a really tight hamstring and need to take a couple weeks off from running. I'm not going to, though; I'll get so fat."

    Me: (So many things wrong in there) "So...why would running keep you thin? And what happens when you end up getting hurt worse and can't run for way longer than two weeks? And guess how much I run per week."

    Her: "How much?"

    Me: "I dunno, but it's well under a mile per week."

    Her: "Yeah, but you're a guy and ripped."

    Me: "Uh...exactly?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.

    Exactly.

    I'll take the rice over the calcium silicate on this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"
    It tastes like grass smells.

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    I think it's cherries because of clotting.


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