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    Coworker: "The chiropractor said I have a really tight hamstring and need to take a couple weeks off from running. I'm not going to, though; I'll get so fat."

    Me: (So many things wrong in there) "So...why would running keep you thin? And what happens when you end up getting hurt worse and can't run for way longer than two weeks? And guess how much I run per week."

    Her: "How much?"

    Me: "I dunno, but it's well under a mile per week."

    Her: "Yeah, but you're a guy and ripped."

    Me: "Uh...exactly?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.

    Exactly.

    I'll take the rice over the calcium silicate on this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"
    It tastes like grass smells.

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    I think it's cherries because of clotting.
    The remainder is an unjustifiable, egotistical power struggle
    At the expense of the American dream, American dream
    Of the American

    We don`t give a damn about your world
    With all your global profits
    And all your jeweled pearls
    We don`t give a damn about your world
    Right now, right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    I think it's cherries because of clotting.
    Ok.. what? LOL How sober are you
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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    Ok.. what? LOL How sober are you
    Cherries have Vitamin K, the blood clotting vitamin... but according to the all-knowing Wikipedia, so do avocados...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_K
    Last edited by ssn679doc; 09-05-2013 at 02:11 AM.

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    Yes, the vitamin K. Too much.
    The remainder is an unjustifiable, egotistical power struggle
    At the expense of the American dream, American dream
    Of the American

    We don`t give a damn about your world
    With all your global profits
    And all your jeweled pearls
    We don`t give a damn about your world
    Right now, right now!

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    ohhh gotcha.. back to the nurses question.. LOL.. damn pain pills..
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    whole wheat not a processed carb?

    In a discussion about Gary Taubes, a link to a very long rebuttal of his carbs are fattening theory, this was posted to show that there is no difference between carbs and processed carbs " The other problem is that refined and unrefined carbohydrates often have a similar II.* Pasta made from white and whole-grain wheat have the same II, and the same goes for white and whole-grain bread (29). * Doughnuts and cookies are on par with whole grain bread.* So post-meal insulin is not a compelling explanation for the potentially different effects of protein, unrefined carbohydrate, refined carbohydrate and sugar on body fatness.**"
    In case you missed it, whole grains are NOT processed carbs. proof positive that a carb is a carb, is a carb.Is
    here is the link. Whole Health Source: The Carbohydrate Hypothesis of Obesity: a Critical Examination
    There are about a hundred other problems with this essay but ever person on MDA will laugh at this.

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    Whole wheat is not a processed carb. Whole wheat flour is. There is a difference. Whole wheat flour is comparable with white flour, and they are essentially the same.

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