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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
    Practice nursing test question:
    Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
    A)apples
    B)cherries
    C)bananas
    D)avocados

    Arghhhhh
    Uhhh...they're all fruits. LOL wtf CW. srsly...Not wtf as a question...wtf as a statement.

    Nice post.

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    Isn't avocado pretty much accepted and touted as a "healthy fat" by now?

    Better throw some salsa and fat free cheese on those tostitos lest the guac gives you a heart attack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    Isn't avocado pretty much accepted and touted as a "healthy fat" by now?
    I think I'd try to report the question on that basis alone not to mention the fact that it's just inaccurate and BS (bad science).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
    Practice nursing test question:
    Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
    A)apples
    B)cherries
    C)bananas
    D)avocados

    Arghhhhh
    It's cherries right? Because if you accidentally bite on a stone you get a shock, and a shock can upset your system and give you a heart attack... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaglassgreen View Post
    Practice nursing test question:
    Your patient with heart disease displays adequate knowledge of his new diet when he says he will avoid:
    A)apples
    B)cherries
    C)bananas
    D)avocados

    Arghhhhh
    I am gonna say C, Bananas have too much sugars and everyone knows heart disease is caused by inflammation brought on by too much carbs. right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by athomeontherange View Post
    just an FYI... I put rice in my salt shaker because I live in a humid environment. It helps the salt not to clump.
    It was YOU!
    Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

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    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

    Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


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    This may be an anti CW moment, but funny no less. The other night I cooked a cow heart (fried in grass fed butter with salt, pepper and garlic powder). At dinner tonight I was eating the leftovers and put a piece on my son and daughters plate. They both ate it and my 6 yr old daughter asked for more. After she had a few bites I told her what it was, her reply was "Do all parts of a cow taste good?"

    YAY!
    I find your lack of bacon disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveBug View Post
    Waiting with a friend at Subway today, a girl walks in and after a while she asks,"what does spinach taste like?"

    Are you kidding me?! What does spinach taste like!?


    Sent from....right behind you....
    Sort of...like an...intense leafy flavour...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicmerl View Post
    It was YOU!
    LOL.. guilty. The only thing rice is good for. Wet phones and salt shakers!
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