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    Primal Fuel
    A friend posted this on fb today and it made me a little sad. What a horrible thing to do to your body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    stop trying to push me into the box of conformity!

    let me express myself!
    If you were my woman, I'd spend long hours contemplating keeping you in a box

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If you were my woman, I'd spend long hours contemplating keeping you in a box
    Just as long as there's a primal safe word....
    Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If you were my woman, I'd spend long hours contemplating keeping you in a box
    keep dreaming, no one can keep this tiger caged
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    keep dreaming, no one can keep this tiger caged
    That's your opinion.

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    wanna arm wrestle?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    In what world can cool whip be considered good for you? My mom brings her signature desert to the family bbq last night and it is cool whip, jello powder, fruit bits and extra sugar. I told her I cant/shouldn't/wont eat it and she knows I wont but since it was lactose free she thought it was ok.

    Read the damn ingredients woman! What part of it is food? Arrggghhh then she gets pissed at me for insulting her food. 78 years old, cant walk, neither of them as their legs and ankles are so swollen and arthritic, they have both had cancer multiple times and are decrepifying before our eyes.

    I hate having to spend time with them, I always end up with a bad case of the angries and cant sleep after and and and arghhhhh.

    She really thinks it is good for you since Kraft would not sell it if it wasn't. I have been eating this way all my life she says.. yeah and look at you now. The rinsed out the good sauerkraut I brought, and then cooked it since it wasn't pasteurized???? I had no idea they were cooking it, I was outside with the kids. Then I get weird comments about where I found the lousy sauerkraut?


    aaarrrrgghhhhh!
    Ha, I have a coworker (who should, by now, know I live primally) try explaining "the low carb thing" to me as he was attempting it to lose weight. Then he talks about how one night, his step daughter was giving him crap because he was eating cool whip straight of of the aerosol can. He tells me, "I asked her to read the label and tell me how many carbs it had. Then I said, see? That's part of my diet. Read up before you criticize me." I followed up with, "Hey bud... Are you SURE there's no sugar in that thing? And that you can read all the ingredients?" Blank stares all around. I hear him go into his office and he says, "Well hey, any diet where I can do whip cream whippets..." then I hear the pufffffft of the freakin spray can as he downs some at his desk. Smdh.
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    Chaser, that's gross!

    Not sure if this belongs here really as it's a bit cruel, but a guy I work with made me chuckle when he thought they should fit a Go/no go gauge on the doors at MacDonalds, to stop some of the more rotund patrons being allowed in!

    My moneys on the Bloodorchid....

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    A few years ago a local store started carrying chocolate cool whip in a can, I admit to having chuffed more than a few cans in a row.... I kinda miss being so blissfully unaware sometimes. Healthier? yes. Happier? no not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    wanna arm wrestle?
    Who let you out of your box?!!!

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