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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    In what world can cool whip be considered good for you? My mom brings her signature desert to the family bbq last night and it is cool whip, jello powder, fruit bits and extra sugar. I told her I cant/shouldn't/wont eat it and she knows I wont but since it was lactose free she thought it was ok.

    Read the damn ingredients woman! What part of it is food? Arrggghhh then she gets pissed at me for insulting her food. 78 years old, cant walk, neither of them as their legs and ankles are so swollen and arthritic, they have both had cancer multiple times and are decrepifying before our eyes.

    I hate having to spend time with them, I always end up with a bad case of the angries and cant sleep after and and and arghhhhh.

    She really thinks it is good for you since Kraft would not sell it if it wasn't. I have been eating this way all my life she says.. yeah and look at you now. The rinsed out the good sauerkraut I brought, and then cooked it since it wasn't pasteurized???? I had no idea they were cooking it, I was outside with the kids. Then I get weird comments about where I found the lousy sauerkraut?


    aaarrrrgghhhhh!
    Ha, I have a coworker (who should, by now, know I live primally) try explaining "the low carb thing" to me as he was attempting it to lose weight. Then he talks about how one night, his step daughter was giving him crap because he was eating cool whip straight of of the aerosol can. He tells me, "I asked her to read the label and tell me how many carbs it had. Then I said, see? That's part of my diet. Read up before you criticize me." I followed up with, "Hey bud... Are you SURE there's no sugar in that thing? And that you can read all the ingredients?" Blank stares all around. I hear him go into his office and he says, "Well hey, any diet where I can do whip cream whippets..." then I hear the pufffffft of the freakin spray can as he downs some at his desk. Smdh.
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    Chaser, that's gross!

    Not sure if this belongs here really as it's a bit cruel, but a guy I work with made me chuckle when he thought they should fit a Go/no go gauge on the doors at MacDonalds, to stop some of the more rotund patrons being allowed in!

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    A few years ago a local store started carrying chocolate cool whip in a can, I admit to having chuffed more than a few cans in a row.... I kinda miss being so blissfully unaware sometimes. Healthier? yes. Happier? no not really.
    Primal since April 2012 Male 6' 3" SW 345lbs CW 240lbs GW 220lbs and when I get there I am getting a utlikilt. This one http://www.utilikilts.com/company/pr...ilts/workmans/ actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    wanna arm wrestle?
    Who let you out of your box?!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    A few years ago a local store started carrying chocolate cool whip in a can, I admit to having chuffed more than a few cans in a row.... I kinda miss being so blissfully unaware sometimes. Healthier? yes. Happier? no not really.
    You need some sleep bro. You're cranky now. Spend a week at a motel if you need to. You're grumpier than bloodorchid when you forget to put enough food in her box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaserBD04 View Post
    Ha, I have a coworker (who should, by now, know I live primally) try explaining "the low carb thing" to me as he was attempting it to lose weight. Then he talks about how one night, his step daughter was giving him crap because he was eating cool whip straight of of the aerosol can. He tells me, "I asked her to read the label and tell me how many carbs it had. Then I said, see? That's part of my diet. Read up before you criticize me." I followed up with, "Hey bud... Are you SURE there's no sugar in that thing? And that you can read all the ingredients?" Blank stares all around. I hear him go into his office and he says, "Well hey, any diet where I can do whip cream whippets..." then I hear the pufffffft of the freakin spray can as he downs some at his desk. Smdh.
    Oh my bob. Tell him to get a carton of heavy cream and drink it, it would be much healthier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    You need some sleep bro. You're cranky now. Spend a week at a motel if you need to. You're grumpier than bloodorchid when you forget to put enough food in her box.
    Who me grumpy? Baby cried till 1 am, then a shelf fell off the wall at 4 30. Then woke up to go pee at 7 and have been up since.

    I just miss being blissfully ignorant....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    A few years ago a local store started carrying chocolate cool whip in a can, I admit to having chuffed more than a few cans in a row.... I kinda miss being so blissfully unaware sometimes. Healthier? yes. Happier? no not really.
    Make yourself some chocolate whipped cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    A few years ago a local store started carrying chocolate cool whip in a can, I admit to having chuffed more than a few cans in a row.... I kinda miss being so blissfully unaware sometimes. Healthier? yes. Happier? no not really.
    Chocolate Coconut Pudding

    1 can full fat coconut milk
    1/4 c + 1 T cocoa powder
    1/2 t vanilla extract
    sweetener to taste

    Refrigerate coconut milk overnight. Use the hard cream on top, and a little of the liquid if necessary for consistency.

    Mix all except sweetener thoroughly. Add sweetener to taste. Refrigerate before serving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmbear View Post
    Who me grumpy? Baby cried till 1 am, then a shelf fell off the wall at 4 30. Then woke up to go pee at 7 and have been up since.

    I just miss being blissfully ignorant....
    Just get away from that for 3 or 4 days. Srsly. Stay 5 miles away in a cheap, dirty motor lodge. Just be not there for a while. Do you have family who can stay and help wifey out for a little while?

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