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  1. #6871
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    What the heck to they expect to learn from lumping bologna and steak and fast foods into the same category???

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    It's like the worst kind of push-polling.

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    While talking with a group of moms yesterday, one made the comment that her hubby was making a trip to his army base for the week. She sent him with a long list of groceries to buy at the commissary, because you could get 10 Lunchables for $10.00! Not five minutes later she was lamenting how difficult it was going to be for her 5 year old son to make it through a full day of kindergarten because he would even have had trouble sitting through the old-fashioned 3 hour half day one.
    Now I'm a school teacher myself, and I know it's hard for 5 year old little boys to sit still in a classroom, but let's at least try to give them the tools to help!

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    Finally made it to the end of this thread, it was like some epic, funny/sad right of passage

    My funny CW moment-

    Me (to co-worker): sugar is really bad for you, it's half fructose and half...
    Co-worker (interrupts): no hang on, that's not right; fructose is what's in fruit...
    Me: And where does sugar come from?
    Co-worker: ......uh.....I don't know...

    Oh dear. And yes, I did enlighten her, small steps...

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    And on the subject of eggs, we have 6 hens, all hybrids around 4 months old. They started out laying little eggs, these got bigger over a week or so, now we get 6 eggs per day, most are on the small side of normal, but we also get about 5 eggs per week which are HUGE and have 2 yolks.



    People: do you sell the excess eggs?
    Me: Er, what excess?

    OR

    People: what do you do with the eggs?
    Me: ...huh?.....we eat them...

    /wonders ...what the hell do THEY do with eggs?
    Last edited by Primal-V; 07-11-2013 at 12:14 PM.

  6. #6876
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    Eggs! Fried Chicken! Tacos!

    What the hell? I thought people liked eggs now.

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    Tons of friends end up posting about "getting healthy" and "starting a health challenge" on facebook, and without fail it's some "detox" and supplement and packaged crap program. Just saw another one this morning.

    It's really hard not to post stuff like "So...what happens after that 21 days?" or "Wouldn't it be easier to just not eat crappy food?" or "I just put a note on my calendar to check in and see how your health is 6 months from now" or "I dunno; I like eating a bunch of bacon and being super healthy, but that's just me I guess."

    Hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Tons of friends end up posting about "getting healthy" and "starting a health challenge" on facebook, and without fail it's some "detox" and supplement and packaged crap program. Just saw another one this morning.

    It's really hard not to post stuff like "So...what happens after that 21 days?" or "Wouldn't it be easier to just not eat crappy food?" or "I just put a note on my calendar to check in and see how your health is 6 months from now" or "I dunno; I like eating a bunch of bacon and being super healthy, but that's just me I guess."

    Hard.
    I'm that annoying Facebook person who shares every article about eating more fat, don't eat wheat, lift more weights, do less cardio. I don't preach or say you should be doing this, just sharing the information to those who want to read it and discover health for themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    Tons of friends end up posting about "getting healthy" and "starting a health challenge" on facebook, and without fail it's some "detox" and supplement and packaged crap program. Just saw another one this morning.
    Someone posted on Facebook a few days ago: "2 days til cheat meal day… what's the best cheat you can think of?" All the suggestions were things like rib eye, prime rib, baby back ribs, potatoes with REAL butter, eggs Benedict. No idea what diet she's following, but it sounds terrible.

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    those are cheat meals? but i use butter all the time. on everything.
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    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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