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    I have some friends who were both morbidly obese. First she got gastric bypass surgery, and then he did. They've had a delicate time healing, and she ended up needing her gall bladder removed a little while after the surgery. Finally, their situation seems to be stabilizing.

    And what do I see but a post in which they ask their family and friends to vote for them to win dozens of free cupcakes from a local artisan cupcake bakery.

    -sigh-
    YOU GUYS -- THEY WON. THEY WON FRUITY PEBBLES CUPCAKES.

    I would cry, except I'm too busy shaking my head. I hope they enjoy that second gastric bypass surgery because the first round didn't take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacy15 View Post
    When I think of pallet, that's what I think of.

    Sam's club needs pallets of eggs. The most I can get is 36 wrapped together
    I have bought cubes of 15 dozen there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leukothea View Post
    THEY WON. THEY WON FRUITY PEBBLES CUPCAKES.
    Oh crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magicmerl View Post
    The eggs are bigger too. One tray we bought last month had 3 (!) double yolkers in it.
    I just cracked open a dozen eggs this morning and 3 were double yolks. Eggs were pretty much normal size to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacy15 View Post
    I want chickens! How many chickens would you need for say 5 dozen eggs a week?
    I own chickens, and to get 5 doz. you would need closer to 12 birds. Lots of factors affect egg laying. They usually lay 1 egg per day, but you would probably get 5 eggs per bird during the week.

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    YOU GUYS -- THEY WON. THEY WON FRUITY PEBBLES CUPCAKES.
    Oy vay, kind of like a recovering alcoholic winning a case of Jack Daniels.

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    So my cousins husband, who is morbid obese has diabetes (does not take good care of it), now on dialysis waiting for a kidney transplant and his wife, my cousin finds a recipe on facebook she says he can totally have. Ingredients: angel food cake mix and a can of crushed pineapple. Mix, bake.

    Smh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by leukothea View Post
    YOU GUYS -- THEY WON. THEY WON FRUITY PEBBLES CUPCAKES.

    I would cry, except I'm too busy shaking my head. I hope they enjoy that second gastric bypass surgery because the first round "didn't take".
    Have they already reproduced? I can't help but think they are bringing down the gene pool. It is one thing to be tempted by a cupcake now and then. It is quite another to go begging for the Mother Lode.

    I'm sorry, I know that sounds harsh, I'm sure they have many fine qualities. But, really! Don't they see what they are doing?

    And...'fruity pebbles' cupcakes? Doesn't sound worth going into a sugar coma to me.

    Joining you in the head-shaking. I hope I am not as oblivious to my challenges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    What's so bad about separating eggs? Use your fingers, let the whites go down the drain, follow with hot water.
    MY GOD MAN

    where do you think meringue comes from.... stop the insanity!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    MY GOD MAN

    where do you think meringue comes from.... stop the insanity!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm not even sure I know what meringue is. The only use I can think of for egg whites without yolks is to make whisky sours the old fashioned way, and I really don't feel like having a hangover. Or squeezing all those damn lemons.

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