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    Dear God/Goddess/Great Gazoo/Whoever or Whatever is out there,

    Thank you for not making me think recipes like Snickers Apple salad are remotely food.

    Amen.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    I have always felt like Snickers and Milky Way bars are a scam. They pretend to be chocolate candy, but they contain so little chocolate that if someone has genuine cravings for chocolate, they could eat them forever and never satisfy that craving. They are formulated to flip the switch in the brain that demands the eater continue to input the sugar and fake fats they contain.

    Yet how often do we hear a dieter say, "I was craving chocolate, so I bought a bag of Snickers, thinking I would only eat one. But I ate the whole bag. I can't believe how "bad" I was." There's a reason.

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    I've had that Snickers salad before. It's as horrible as it sounds. It's one of those foods where bite 1 tastes pretty good and then bite 2 makes you want to throw up.
    I wish I liked to eat liver.

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    And Amen

    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Dear God/Goddess/Great Gazoo/Whoever or Whatever is out there,

    Thank you for not making me think recipes like Snickers Apple salad are remotely food.

    Amen.
    You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

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    Watch out next time someone asks if you are OK eating salad, that's all i can say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnolia1973 View Post
    UGH... someone on my FB feed is posting PAMPERED CHEF recipes, which even when I was not primal I found to be nasty (lets put ranch dressing, and processed cheese on a can of pillsbury dough and call it pizza.

    This morning they posted this:
    You can't go wrong with a salad with this name, yum!

    Snickers Caramel Apple Salad

    6 regular size Snickers Candy Bar
    6 apples I used Red Delicious... Granny Smith would also be great
    1 (5 oz.) package Vanilla Instant Pudding dry, do not prepare
    1/2 cup milk
    1 (12 oz.) tub cool whip
    1/2 cup caramel ice cream topping

    Whisk vanilla pudding packet, 1/2 cup milk and cool whip together until well combined.
    Chop up apples and Snickers.
    Stir chopped apples and Snickers into pudding mixture.
    Place in a large bowl and drizzle with caramel ice cream topping.
    Chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

    It made my eggs come back up. Poor apples. What did they do to deserve a chemical bath? I posted that it was disgusting. People are addicted to crap.

    WTH?!! That is not food! Who comes up with this stuff?

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    Oh my lordy that sounds revolting. D: I like snicker bars well enough but snickers mixed in pudding with apples?!?!?! What?!?! I dont... cant.. mergh.

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    Speaking of vile recipes, I read a blog that posts them sometimes, for humor and shock value. Check out these gems:

    Doritos Consomme "As in soup made out of Doritos. Cool Ranch stock if you will. It's a YouTube video. Try to watch it without gagging. I dare you. This crazy woman boils a bag of doritos, strains it, adds gelatin, freezes it, then thaws it out over some cheesecloth and eats the resulting liquid that drips out. I shit you not."

    And...

    YUMMY SALAD
    1 can chicken noodle soup (undiluted)
    1 (8 oz.) Philadelphia cheese
    1 (3 oz.) pkg. lemon Jello
    1/3 c. boiling water
    1/2 c. mayonnaise (not salad dressing)
    1 can shrimp, drained
    1 c. combined of green onion, celery, green pepper and green stuffed olives
    Heat: 1 can chicken noodle soup (undiluted). Add: 1 (8 ounce) cream cheese. Add: Package lemon Jello dissolved in 1/3 cup boiling water and 1/2 cup mayonnaise and cool. Add: 1 cup shrimp and 1 cup of cut up onion, celery, green pepper and sliced olives. Pour in 4 x 4 inch pan and chill until firm.

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!!?

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    I think I just threw up in my mouth.....
    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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