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    Quote Originally Posted by specsAreGrok View Post
    Great, next ya know cops will be sticking breathalyzers up peoples asses.
    All those years of being a cop and now being an EMT, never needed to... people are stupid enough without me having to do that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    While the open mind aspect is true, I am firmly of the opinion that the rectum is an exit only port.
    Ugh. CW is so stupid sometimes. Yeah, like I can really see some Grok asking his lovely Grokette to cram the local herbal stimulant tea up his @$$. Really. I'm going to go eat some really fatty beef for breakfast. Or some guinea fowl.

    Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mdlaw View Post
    Last night the lines at the grocery store stretched all the way back into the aisles, and I found myself crammed into the section that featured Safeway "Eating Right" low fat fruit multigrain bars (shelved, perhaps not without irony, right next to the fruit by the foot and other fruit snacks). While waiting, I heard a little kid behind examine one of the boxes and then exclaim "Low fat? I wanna eat fat!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by gini View Post
    I'm in Minneapolis for work this week and the supposed best steakhouse in town is touting its "corn fed beef" all over its windows. I get that they have a farm and all, but it just struck me as something funny to post in your windows. Cow: now with even MORE corn!
    Haha! "We are corn people."

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    My new favourite from a guy at work who says paleo is bad for your liver, mmmm'kay? Came to me in an email when I asked him to explain.

    Its called ketone mate or maybe keytone. When you eat no carbs for a lengthy period ( particularly if you are excercising) your body lapses into an unnatural state whereby it looks to eat fat, and eventually muscle and tissue. That is why you are only supposed to do the marine diet/caveman/atkins ( call it what you want) for a couple of weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
    My new favourite from a guy at work who says paleo is bad for your liver, mmmm'kay? Came to me in an email when I asked him to explain.

    Its called ketone mate or maybe keytone. When you eat no carbs for a lengthy period ( particularly if you are excercising) your body lapses into an unnatural state whereby it looks to eat fat, and eventually muscle and tissue. That is why you are only supposed to do the marine diet/caveman/atkins ( call it what you want) for a couple of weeks.

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    Its called ketone mate or maybe keytone. When you eat no carbs for a lengthy period ( particularly if you are excercising) your body lapses into an unnatural state whereby it looks to eat fat, and eventually muscle and tissue. That is why you are only supposed to do the marine diet/caveman/atkins ( call it what you want) for a couple of weeks.
    Fuck, I did not realize I could not eat any carbs! I must have read the approved foods list wrong when I saw sweet potatoes and fruit on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
    My new favourite from a guy at work who says paleo is bad for your liver, mmmm'kay? Came to me in an email when I asked him to explain.

    Its called ketone mate or maybe keytone. When you eat no carbs for a lengthy period ( particularly if you are excercising) your body lapses into an unnatural state whereby it looks to eat fat, and eventually muscle and tissue. That is why you are only supposed to do the marine diet/caveman/atkins ( call it what you want) for a couple of weeks.

    Chris
    who doesn't eat carbs?? Some of eat more/less than others but, well.. just wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post

    ... your body lapses into an unnatural state whereby it looks to eat fat, and eventually muscle and tissue. ...
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    This is the part I like best.

    I think most overweight people want to get to the point where their body is 'eating fat'.
    Right?
    So why so horror-stricken?
    Oh ...eventually muscle and tissue.
    Well, anyone who runs out of fat will get to that point. I guess that's why you STOP BEFORE THEN!

    Sheesh.

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    I had an amusing image of thousands of cannibalistic paleo zombies, meandering around eating their biceps.
    Do what you love and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. if you don't like your job, quit. If you don't have enough time, stop watching tv. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop, they will be waiting for you when you start doing the things you love. Stop over analyzing, life is simple. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Some opportunities only come once, seize them.

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