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    Quote Originally Posted by Metismomma View Post
    roflmao! Its either laugh, cry or stab someone with a fork.
    actually, if you were to stab someone potentially you could have all three ...

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    that is true...
    Calm the f**k down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    actually, if you were to stab someone potentially you could have all three ...
    and you'd have more meat.
    Quote Originally Posted by runnergal View Post
    You just didn't define Healthy Whole Grains properly. Many steak recipes refer to cutting "against the grain" when slicing. Therefore beef has grains. If you eat everything on your plate, you have eaten the whole thing. Eating an entire steak is eating healthy whole grains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beastman View Post
    and you'd have more meat.
    And my brain is now curious as to whether you can make bacon from long pig.

    I think that's a little outside the bounds of my food plans...
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    According to several of my previous neighbors, you can make long pork bacon.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    According to several of my previous neighbors, you can make long pork bacon.
    Several of your previous neighbors scare me.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    Several of your previous neighbors scare me.
    These were the ones with the 3 legged goat and then a teo legged goat and then cabrito. They scared ME.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    All I know is that if the vegans succeed in replacing all animals with soy fields I'll be eating them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    All I know is that if the vegans succeed in replacing all animals with soy fields I'll be eating them.
    But then you will really have to search for grass fed since most vegans are pumped full of soy and corn. Lots of hormones and antibiotics too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skline2 View Post
    But then you will really have to search for grass fed since most vegans are pumped full of soy and corn. Lots of hormones and antibiotics too.
    Perhaps I'll grow my own.

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