Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
Actually, that's only fig newtons. See Mark 11:12-14.
“If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde
"Come to the Dark Side: we have cookies."
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
....but seriously I told her to eat the darn thing - I am so going to call them Satan's Wafers now, that is awesome.
Starting Weight (11 August 2012) - 117.8 kgs (259lbs)
Current Weight - 94.4kgs (207lbs) (as at 14/01/2013) -23.4kgs (51lbs) lost to date.
Goal Weight - 90kgs (198lbs)
"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere" - Van Wilder
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Freddo (sometimes called Freddo Frog) is a brand of chocolate bar currently manufactured by Cadbury. It is sold in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, the United Kingdom and Zimbabwe.
Each chocolate is shaped like a cartoon frog, standing up and dressed. Though primarily available as solid milk fingers, certain versions of the product have a cream or caramel centered flavouring. These include Dairy Milk, white chocolate, rice crisp, strawberry, peppermint, Crunchie (with bits of Cadbury's 'Crunchie' bar put in), pineapple (Only in 'twin-packs'), "Rainbow Crunch" and "Milky Top" (the top half being white chocolate and the bottom milk chocolate, in the style of Cadbury's "Top Deck" products).
Last edited by TimWix; 12-20-2012 at 07:00 PM.
While running through the supermarket yesterday, I was checking out the various bacon packages to find the thickest cut bacon. The bacon display is right next to the huge section of Lunchables. Along comes executive Dad with his son, somewhere in the 10-11 year old range. They belly up to the Lunchables section, and Dad scans the prices "OK, these are 3 for $7, so go ahead and pick out 3."
In my head: "WTF? School is out tomorrow for 1.5 weeks. Who lets their kid eat a lunchable at home?" Then realized that I was putting too much faith into others.
Kid begins to pick up various packages, and starts reading the back. From Dad "What are you doing?" Kid replies "I'm looking to see which of these are healthier."
At that point I left because spontaneous combustion would have been in my immediate future if I stayed, and that is definitely not healthy!
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What am I doing? Depends on the day.