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    Sorry - Western Australia! Yeah, we have quite a bit of room too.. :S
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    Someone wanted to lose weight and was advised the following:

    "It also helps my girlfriends is on a "Slimming World" plan, so generally the meals have to be "free" or low in "points".

    Fry ups are still possible, just use good quality sausages and lean bacon with the fat cut off. "

    I'm honestly going to have to stop reading that thread, my face is sore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
    Someone wanted to lose weight and was advised the following:

    "It also helps my girlfriends is on a "Slimming World" plan, so generally the meals have to be "free" or low in "points".

    Fry ups are still possible, just use good quality sausages and lean bacon with the fat cut off. "

    I'm honestly going to have to stop reading that thread, my face is sore.
    At least they aren't advising oatmeal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimalPumpkin View Post
    Last night I had a moment in the grocery line. This woman was telling the cashier her grocery order was so big because she had 3 kids and they each took a LUNCHABLE to school for lunch as well as a HEALTHY snack. Her idea of healthy snacks....those yogurts with the cup of M&Ms on the lid, double chocolate Kudos bars and fruit gummy snacks. ARGH! Mind you I am not perfect and my kids are not primal right now and I am just getting back at it and not perfect. But dang how do people not know those foods are not healthy?
    Lunchables and candy. That is the lunch of choice among my daughter's friends. She kept begging me for that stuff, so I took her to the store and we read the ingredient lists. Even she got disgusted.
    I'm retraining and strengthening my taste buds, one primal meal at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goosejuggler View Post
    Sorry - Western Australia! Yeah, we have quite a bit of room too.. :S
    Also quite a bit of things that want to kill you ;D
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    There is a reason I don't go in the ocean!

    Damn nature you scary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    My parents though they were feeding me pretty damn healthy when I went to school with a lunchmeat and American "cheese" sammich, Sun chips or baked cheetos, Dr. Pepper, oatmeal creme pie, and a piece of fruit. Not "freaky hippie healthy" (their language, not mine) but still better than many of my peers.
    That's exactly how I fed my children when they were in school... I even used whole wheat bread and packed yogurt with granola for their snack. I didn't feed chicken nuggets, hot pockets, or give them soda. I thought I was doing all the right things. I WANT A DO-OVER! Wish I knew then what I have learned since going primal...
    It makes me sad that people are trying hard to do the right thing but failing because they have the wrong information.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chumbert
    Without question, bacon is the most interesting meat in the world, and if it were capable of original thought, we wouldn't even be having an election this November in America. We would simply appoint bacon as our forever leader and live dutifully under its rule.
    I can get behind this. Heck, I would support this even if bacon remains incapable of thought.
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    Let's see, work is always filled with CW moments. Management having meeting with visitors get cookies. What are we 10? On Tuesday I buy almost $50.00 worth of candy (including sugar-free) put most of it out in breakroom. Come in 5am Wednesday, except for a few pieces of the sugar-free stuff and 1 piece of regular, the candy was gone. I think to myself WTF? The point I'm trying to make is that for every special meeting and whatnot they have to be fed. We are not cows people.....lol.

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    My work is like that but they have big huge platters of sammitches instead. Sometimes I sneak in before the meetings and eat the meat from the sammitches, it gives me a curious sense of satisfaction.
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