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    Just read one of the Yahoo! Health articles about good carbs/bad carbs, and here's the last paragraph:

    Q: Should I ever carbo-load?
    A: Consider it when you’re training competitively for a 90-plus-minute endurance event, says Roberta Anding, R.D., instructor at Baylor College of Medicine. “Carbs are exercising muscles’ preferred food,” she adds. But nix the prerace pasta bonanza: You can’t store that much extra glucose. Instead, up your carbs five days or so prior, to about 8 g per 2.2 pounds of body weight a day, and trim fat to avoid weight gain.

    By that math, this is recommending I consume over 1,000g of carbs per day in the days leading up to my event. That's a kilogram. Or 2.2 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sires6 View Post
    I buy my milk powdered from Wilderness Family Naturals. Cheaper and it is the best. I use a huge amount in my morning tea to fill me up and give me that coconut go to feeling!

    Thanks for sharing! I just ordered a few samples to try.

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    Recently I posted about my stepson getting grief from his teached about the nakd bar he brought in. He has now been told he is not allowed to breing any more as they are unhealthy.

    Teacher visit time!
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    Man, I can't wait to have kids so I can open up a can on the school lunch Nazis, Uncle Buck style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
    Recently I posted about my stepson getting grief from his teached about the nakd bar he brought in. He has now been told he is not allowed to breing any more as they are unhealthy.

    Teacher visit time!
    I would love to see video of this! Any way you can sneak in a spycam?
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    I was just at the local independent grocery store, getting some bacon (cause I didnt have time to hit up the butcher as well). While I was waiting, a kid about...12 or 13 comes up to the meat counter and asks the guys there for "hamburgers and buns." They pointed him to the trays of ground meat (grass-fed, incidentally). He looked genuinely perplexed. I heard one of the guys trying to explain to him that the ground meat is made INTO hamburgers. The kid didnt seem to believe him. I walked away before I could hear the end of the exchange, but as I was checking out at the front, the same kid got into line behind me. His purchase? Just a bag of buns, no meat.

    I can only imagine the face-palm his parent(s) will do when he gets home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvidae View Post
    His purchase? Just a bag of buns, no meat.

    I can only imagine the face-palm his parent(s) will do when he gets home.
    He's probably used to teeny tiny circles of meat, like at McD's, and figured the meat was somewhere inside those buns.
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    Heehee! Corvidae, your paleo bloggity gifs are crackin' me up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingjustalittlebit View Post
    Recently I posted about my stepson getting grief from his teached about the nakd bar he brought in. He has now been told he is not allowed to breing any more as they are unhealthy.

    Teacher visit time!
    My beat has me working in the schools. I see what the school administrators eat and drink i.e. sugary "energy" drinks, cookies, muffins and what not. Yup they should be advising our kids on what is healthy and what isn't (sarcasm).
    All time high weight 262 lbs
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    Start PB Weight: 240 lbs ish
    Current Weight: 220lbs ish
    Goal Weight:190-200 lbs
    All on a 6ft. 1/2 inch frame.

    I can't wait to meet my abs for the first time in my life. We gotta lot of catching up to do.

    I love this way of eating and hope to be able to help others.

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