Haha, I may have already posted about this somewhere, can't remember... A guy walks into my work and asks for a "healthy snack". I work at Cracker Barrel btw. I told him to order a some grilled chicken tenders from the restaurant, that it was healthy, and would be just as fast. He said, no... I think I will just order one of your blueberry muffins (which are said to contain 1250 calories) and also bought a big bag of pretzels... and a diet soda of course.