Funny CW moments page 550

[Mr. Anthony]

I haven't lifted my shirt yet, but I've been tempted lately, many times, with all the C/W people at work giving me their dietary advice, while their bellies hang over their belts.

I'm just gonna start tearing my shirt off in public when stuff like this comes up and be all "LOOK WHAT BACON DOES TO YOU!"

[Clymb]

Saw this today...you know you're in America when:

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[namelesswonder]

I'm just gonna start tearing my shirt off in public when stuff like this comes up and be all "LOOK WHAT BACON DOES TO YOU!"

Even better, yell it with an angry voice and act outraged at your 6-pack.

[naiadknight]

Even better, yell it with an angry voice and act outraged at your 6-pack.

Nah, It'd be better to rip it off and yell "Are you not entertained!?" Gladiator style.

[Owly]

I haven't lifted my shirt yet, but I've been tempted lately, many times, with all the C/W people at work giving me their dietary advice, while their bellies hang over their belts.

The problem is, if you're slim they'll say you can eat that way because you're lucky (or have good genes, are young, etc.). If you're fat, they won't believe you even if you've lost 100 pounds already or have overcome a serious health condition. No win.

[Owly]

Nah, It'd be better to rip it off and yell "Are you not entertained!?" Gladiator style.

Effective if you're a man or a woman, although perhaps for different reasons.

[quelsen]

The problem is, if you're slim they'll say you can eat that way because you're lucky (or have good genes, are young, etc.). If you're fat, they won't believe you even if you've lost 100 pounds already or have overcome a serious health condition. No win.

i fully intend to make a tshirt with my fat ass on it as soon as i get my flat stomach.... not even gonna wait for my six pack

[Mr. Anthony]

i fully intend to make a tshirt with my fat ass on it as soon as i get my flat stomach.... not even gonna wait for my six pack

I'm being completely serious here: That would be awesome! Just a shirt with an old picture that said "BEFORE" on it. That would be an amazing conversation starter.

[quelsen]

I'm being completely serious here: That would be awesome! Just a shirt with an old picture that said "BEFORE" on it. That would be an amazing conversation starter.

i am serious as well.

have you seen my before pic... how could anyone argue that my way didnt work?

[Gilleh]

The problem is, if you're slim they'll say you can eat that way because you're lucky (or have good genes, are young, etc.). If you're fat, they won't believe you even if you've lost 100 pounds already or have overcome a serious health condition. No win.

So true, man. If you're still fat even if you lost gazillion pounds everything that comes out of your mouth is shit. If you're thin, nobody listens to you either because you must have an uncontrolled reason for that - genes, youth, some kind of disease or disorder. Like those are your choices. You can't be healthy because of something that you're doing (because they do what they're being told, eat 6 meals a day full of whole grains with shit results). Health must be out of your hands, in their eyes.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a skinny guy, then I'll have some cool story how I lost all that weight, and BAMN I could rub it in non-believers' faces.